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The real question is... does that mean when I’m in a church where worshippers speak in tongues, that they are in fact possessed by demons?

Scanning and bagging while I shop sounds like a dream... Plus you could see the price immediately and not be surprised when you get home and look at your receipt to find out that your “on sale” watermelon actually rang up $3 more expensive...

Sometimes the only reason I go to the self checkout, because I hate the thought of getting rid of a cashier’s job, is because I can do a better job bagging. I hate getting bags that have 2 cans in them and so on... I know plastic bags aren’t durable- but they can handle more than one bag of chips :(

Completely agree... Though no one seems to get confused about all the different spider man movies- or do they? But as for me, all the different movies are frustrating as hell. And abusive relationships for some reason seem to catch people’s attention- the meme going around about how people want to be loved the way

I’m always amazed by how few people know how to cook... I remember when I worked at Wendy’s and said that I was going to make dinner that night and their jaws just dropped- but then again maybe they were just amazed that I was a teen that was able to cook. You know- those millennials

I’m really not a fan of the mcu... I think the interconnected stories were fun at first, but now they are much too lumbersome to really enjoy (except gotg, I have a soft spot for the talking racoon), it really just seems to hold back certain storylines in the pursuit of making everything cohesive... But on the other

I would have to add battlestar galactica... Man I loved that show

I clicked on the “claim your account” button and then it began loading a page that eventually closed without showing anything... but then I try to comment and it asks me to create an account

Should I take advice about what and what is not creepy by in fact listening to a person whose name is creeper? I think so… I accept your conclusion.

I found the avclub probably 6 months ago… Since then, I've been silently reading comments and laughing to myself- the discussions were a much needed break from the hate filled garbage I saw on every other website. This place became my oasis. Well, needless to say, after 6 months of stalking, watching, being creepy

I tend to think less of people at work who use emoji's not because they seem incompetent, but because they seem to be way too happy to be at work- and I don't like those types of people…

We had 86% totality and the sky definitely darkened to where it felt like early evening, but only for a couple of minutes… so when I turned on the news coverage- I was frustrated that they didn't show the ground… just that twilight feeling we had was amazing- so I was hoping to see what it looked like when the sun was