What are they whining about? They are perfectly nice birds...

I have my own weird ones that I will take to my grave

Dam, Who ejaculated into his cornflakes?

Listen, advertising and capitalism realized in the 90s that they had finally saturated the female marketplace with maximum shame and body dismorphia. Basically they strip-mined out 52% of the population and if they were going to keep growing (and not just maintaining their market share) then they needed to create the…

I can’t tell if the new app is just designed for a different demographic, but ALL I WANT TO DO IS TO BE ABLE TO SHUFFLE ALL OF MY MUSIC AND SKIP SONGS!

Is there a link? Because there is no link here.

2 Petawatts is not enough, nothing will ever be enough.

Hey, he’s a farm boy. Those guys always have mysterious destinies. Right?

This sounds like the pilots don’t really understand “drones”. They do not pose a risk at all to other aircraft any more than a medium sized bird.

So wait, panthers and leopards are actually the same species but with different fur coloring?

Did...they...find the ball after this and remove it from the water?

Meh, I prefer the original — why do they always have to reboot things with flashy new CG imagery?

Did anyone expect to go from this

“We need to get out of the shame-spiral… well, we can spiral a little… only until it gets to the exact resolution I believe in.”

Great stuff!

And how have I never seen “Nude on the Moon”?

Yep. Like Clemens around the same time, I don’t think anyone worked harder at his craft than Bonds did. And in fact, one thing that often gets missed about steroids is that they ALLOW you to work maniacally without the same fatigue and need for recovery. (Among other benefits). So these guys had, as you say, the…

Steroids-era Barry Bonds in the batter’s box was the most dominant thing I've ever seen in any sport.