“And Scotty beamed them to the Klingon ship, where they would be no Tribble at all...”

72 days from this post.

Oh shit, Rick and Morty is my favorite animated thing to happen in ages - it’s brilliant.

Eh, another remake.

I never went through a Bill Simmons phase, but I did go through a Family Guy phase as a teenager. Basically the same thing.

I noticed that once I stopped smoking pot, Simmons stopped being funny. Probably not a coincidence.

Well, there goes my whole “Simmons to Deadspin” wish.

Or that person on Ashley Madison... uh oh. Be back in a moment, I need to delete an account for no reason.

The foldable red sauce crap? What, does your mom get frisky around that time of the month?

Bears fans are just Jets fans who prefer thick pizza...

The “damaged” tattoo is the biggest thing that annoys me about that version of the Joker. It’s so juvenile and unlike him. The kind of tattoo a teenager would find edgy.

I have a good friend that will still insist on staying till the end.

It is about Valium.

I always assumed they were talking about valium.

Why not.

I stand by that Budapest deserved to win, Wes deserves an Oscar and the complete lack of Ralph Finnes was a crime.

Happy to see a "superhero film" win Best Picture. Still think that Birdman is all surface and no depth.

As long as none of them are cube-shaped, I'm not going to sweat it.

Some of the rock formations, which were created after volcanic eruptions three to nine million years ago, are over 100 feet tall.

Even her tongue is photogenic.