Feel free to go back to jerking off thinking about how bad you and people like you are going to roast Jeff Goldblum when it comes out that he tried to have sex with people a few times.

That Quvenzhané Wallis huh? What a [redacted]. The good old Onion days.

Empathy is not the same as approval or dismissal of bad behavior.

Running out of steam, are we? What, couldn’t find any more synonyms for “psychopath?” Not surprising. Two-pump chumps tend to lack stamina in all areas of their lives.

“I know you are but what am I infinity. No takesies backsies.” Boy, the Algonquin Round Table really could have used your wit and insight. 

The irony of this post is practically radioactive. God grant me the self-confidence of a lonely, short-dicked moron on the internet. 

You really got nothing beyond “I know you are but what am I” do you? Pathetic.

Rambling screeds insisting another person is an unhinged psychopath for having the audacity to disagree with you and call you out on your antisocial bullshit isn’t a temper tantrum? Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt, I guess.

Ooh “demented” you found another one! Good for you! I can’t wait til you master using a knife and fork, that’ll be a banner day in the dumbass household. Mommy won’t have to cut up your food for you anymore!

Oh noes! Noted liar and dumbass didn’t like my post! Maybe if I find five synonyms for psychopath and call him those, that’ll show him! 

Yeah, that dealer you recommended sold me garbage. I guess he saves the good stuff for the people he’s fisting. 

For Breitbart, I think I have to be sponsored by an existing member. Wouldn’t know, never been there. you seem pretty familiar with it though (that joke seems about your speed, the “I know you are, but what am I”, the only tool in your rhetorical belt.) Hit me an invite after you’re done polishing your jackboots and…

This guy gives such shitty advice. I’ve had a number of friends fuck up their lives for years listening to this doofus.

Shhh. you had me at “Jennifer Kent’s revenge western”

You’re making a lot of assumptions there. WTHT, who was at least “having some great casual sex” before she married (so it’s not like she married the first guy she hooked up with) isn’t saying that she’s been bored of her husband for the entirety of her marriage, just over the last year (presumably around the time her…

Why is his sexual preference selfish? If the dude was refusing to engage in foreplay, that’d be one thing, but he obviously isn’t—the butt plug and spanking didn’t happen on their own. It seems like he’d just personally rather get down to intercourse, but tries to accommodate her desires regardless of the fact that…

It’s really weird that with all the advice and shade thrown at the husband (some of it perhaps valid, although sharp eyes have noted that “he prefers sex without foreplay” isn’t the same as “he denies WTHT foreplay” as the butt play/spanking that he’s tried to satisfy her kink with attest) there’s not a ton of…

No one would take a question seriously that was: I recently found out, through an affair, I was into having sex with someone other than my spouse. My spouse is not into this, though they don’t know why I am now asking about it. Can you please make this OK for me to have sex with people not my spouse?

Who you are call when you someone eat it

SMDH can’t believe they’re remaking Ghostbusters with men.