We get it. Hipster women with little talent want emasculated hipster men with little talent. That way they can blame others for their shortcomings rather than look in the mirror.

Maybe the women who spit out kids without pain just have huge vaginas.

You’ve missed the point.

Would you ever write a similar piece about the future of basketball with a list of names like DaQuan, Lamar, Tyrone, etc.?

Burneko: Get fucked, John Kasich.

And yet Kasich is infinitely more talented, accomplished and a better writer than Albert can ever fathom. Get some talent you fucking hack. Hulk is going to make changes and Albert better start pulling his weight.

Timothy,

Deadspin is pathetic. We get it, rich white men make you feel uncomfortable about being an underachiever.

Storied is just steroid rearranged.

That looks like Tom Ley’s anus after a weekend of fisting. He’s totally straight though!

The Penn State zenith was before my time so I used the google machine to look up their records with Sandusky as DC. Holy shit, they were ridiculously good. Those defenses were nasty. I’d let a kid toucher coach my alma mater if we won like that.

How isn’t Tom Ley reporting on this? If anyone knows about pedophiles it’s Tom “Ticklemonster” Ley.