After the initial snap there’d be a huge die off from starvation. If a farm loses half its workers (plus equipment support and supplies) it’s more likely they’ll lose all the crops than half their crops. That doesn’t even count all the people who died from ancillary accidents from the snap or people lost to suicide…

It also helps that if you went to MCS in the late 90's you were only competing with 800 people for those balls so you got a few no matter what.

When I was in 3rd or 4th grade an adult of an age I can't estimate because I was in 3rd or 4th grade body checked me to the ground for a foul ball. It's fine because the guy didn't get the ball and it marked one of the few times my dad lost his temper at Milwaukee County Stadium and wasn't removed by security.

Dyatlov may become the next “angry hitler”

I will always tell this story but when I was turning 13 my dad took me to the hotel where all of the MLB all-stars were staying for breakfast. After being too nervous to ask any of my childhood heroes for anything my 7 year old brother and I asked Cal Ripking jr for an autograph, he said he would in a second and would…

Or they could’ve just taken their time like HBO and everyone else wanted.

All about that Earth until it gets in the way of the gram.

Hey, a bunch of rich doofuses dressed like idiots are now sad and angry and it's a lovely day. What more do you want?

I agree that the only real problems with Endgame is with fan service but in a different way. Anyone seeing this movie without being into Marvel should have the exact same problem fans should be having, that there’s a ton of dumb unforced errors that only exist for fan service and spectical.

So The Cardinals are either going to be the Early-90's Dallas Cowboys or the Mid‐80's Baltimore Colts.

There is a man who did 5 comedy open mics when he was 34 and said the n-word at most of them.

I there a reason anyone would attempt s0mething like start a new football league while not prepared to lose a lot of money for several years that doesn’t rhyme with “brobraine”?

Well after they lost Fernandez what were they supposed to do, keep their young core of future MVP’s and perennial all-stars while trying to find pitching via trades and free agency like a bunch of morons?

I look forward to seeing how much The Kings pay Mario Hezonja. That’s Hall of Fame executive Vlade Divac for you.

So who’s giving him a 3 year/$40 mill contract, Knicks or Kings?

Fortunately for the Wizards Big Ern’s worst trade was with the Bucks. What kind of owner see a guy dismantle a young team that would of made the NBA finals if not for the referees, trade prime Ray Allen for 3 months of washed Gary Payton, and then says to themselves “This is the guy to run my team for the next 16…

I can’t wait to remember Bruno Caboclo. He is a guy.

Spaghett!!

I looked out the window seen his bald head
Ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg
Scoped him with my scopes, he had no hair
Launched that shot and he was caught out there
Saw the convertible driving by
I loaded up the slingshot, let one fly
He went for his to find he didn’t have one
Put him in check, correct, with my egg-gun