That hateful moron gives good alcoholics a bad name. Let me tell ya, there are some bad emboracheros out there…

It truly is viral, on a pandemic scale! They're legitimately sickening people everywhere

I wonder if all those years away from Hollywood, she missed all the dudes talking about how nice they think her t-ts are.

What you say is 100% true. I simply wanted to forestall all the fools who think that respecting someone a lot means that you have boring sex, a low sex drive, or are otherwise engaged in something without heat or desire.

Wow, I remember hearing that name, but I never saw the show. Which program was better?

Absolutely!

It's kind of shocking to me, but at times it almost seems like the censorship a-holes were right. They got the word "bitch" on TV, and its use in actual life and in public became massively more common than before.

No hair more feathered

One would hope that all the good ol boys around the country would say, "Hey, I remember her from Bull Durham. She's smokin hot, maybe I should listen to her."

Oh, wait, Angelina Jolie, yeah. Her arms are craaaaaaaaaazy skinny. I never see Kiera or the lesser Mara, although I remember both ladies as being slender from moment 1. And I kind of have a total apathy towards Smiley Virus.

Off the top of my head, I can't think of anyone else over the last 5 or so years where I've said "oh my god, she look so skinny now. Horribly, horribly skinny." Although I am sure that it does occur, of course.

They're all great, but Ribcage Ricci cannot be great for her health… even leaving aside any aesthetic analysis, I hope she's not starving herself.

I would just like to say that I like Christina Ricci, and I think she's incredibly talented, and I really really really hope that the days where she looks rail thin are over.

Sarah McLachlan: That dog commercial that makes everyone with a soul want to cry

I see only now that this is nothing like a variation on the Prismatic Wall, at least insofar as what you describe requires first a fairly unique Dimensional Shift. The cosmos is humbling.

Hey here's a riddle: Why did the loser cross the road?

Hey maybe when you have more than 80 comments and 68 upvotes some girl will deign to let you see her naked. NO WAIT SHE'LL REALIZE YOU'RE AN AGGRO CREEP WHO PROBABLY WANTS TO HURT PEOPLE

What, you being such a fucking loser that you try to start shit with people that couldn't even begin to give a fraction of a shit about a scrub like you? With your 68 fucking upvotes, GO HOME YOU LOUSY N00B

Not in the least. I would only objectify a woman with her permission and encouragement.

That is both very thorough and very intriguing. I'm going to need to think about that a lot but part of what you're positing sounds like a variation on a Prismatic Wall!