I watched it for the first time with 7 friends, 5 of whom were women. They didn't freak out, but I really wanted to kick Rodriguez in the balls a few hundred times for that scene. Cheech Marin, too.

Actually, the DTV-ness of the sequels was what made me wonder if maybe it flopped a bit. I forgot about Sin City! Man, it's amazing how much I've forgotten that movie, regardless of the critical and financial "thud" of the sequel.

I count Mariachi, Desperado, and the first Spy Kids. I like 95% of From Dusk Til Dawn, but the "P—sy, p—sy, p—sy" scene fills me with hatred. I don't know how well it did…

Thank you! As I wrote to Ignatiy, it sounds like she conveyed it accurately, and I altered it in the retelling. Specifically she said Bruce's role from Unbreakable shows up and explains some stuff, and I derived the "Mr Glass did this to him" part

Actually, sounds like she relayed the correct ending, which I myself altered into inaccuracy. Hoist on my own motherf—kin petard

We should be getting a kick out of the story!

There was a point in my life when I started paying attention to the director (and/or writer) of a film instead of the lead actors, and I am surprised by what happened with a lot of the promising directors of the 90s. Robert Rodriguez might be the most confusing, but I could never have predicted the career path of the…

FUCK ME WITH A BROOMSTICK, SHE LIED. I will withdraw the apocryphal comment until I can sort this out, sorry

He's… very good at playing people in shock!

I had a friend who didn't seem to correlate that the aliens were always around the f—king children. SOOOOOO CREEPY

removed until I can figure out what got miscommunicated

We'll talk about water play on Savage Love tomorrow.

It was as bad as almost the entire running time of Finding Forrester. And as stupid, and as earnest.

Hey! How do you know that he doesn't envision himself as… some kind of Christ-like figure

I'd like to think that Ignatiy swings in on a rope, scoops the interviewee in his loving, articulate arms and has this entire conversation before dropping them off at their destination.

Twist: The "M." is for "Martinez," his parents really wanted to confuse everyone.

"Night" is a little silly, but you get used to it.

@mrslangdonalger revealed the ending and it was so stupid that it became the funniest bad movie choice I've heard in ages. It's like a Boondock Saints-level bad decision

I have a lot of snark I want to unload, starting with turning the headline into "M Night Shyamalan on Turning Domestic Box Office Nightmares into International Box Office Fears." BUT, M Night has a great visual sense, he does pacing quite well, and I am very happy to have one more, skilled, voice out there that is not…

I need the ability to upvote this one more often than once