Oh, sure, blame the lifeguards why don't you

Maybe we should talk about this on Savage Love tomorrow, but dudes really gotta try to masturbate more to their thoughts instead of images… If only for variety's sake.

The Brady Bunch movie was kind of a punch to the stomach in that regard - and THAT was already forever ago,

Obviously, both present the same degree of threat to society, and for the citizenry's enjoyment of the lush California coastline and that sweet, sweet, Laurel Canyon sound.

What was Silk Stalkings

It would be far worse if, for one scene, they had his season of "Celebrity Big Brother" playing in the background (or whichever one of those he was on).

We hacked into their cable account and cancelled TV Land. They're gonna be SO upset

For a second, I read "tweeted an explicit denouement," and I thought "what's this world coming to, that's the most sophisticated thing to ever exist on Twitter."

It did remind me that Krysten Ritter's backside was prominently in the bottom of the frame in a lot of shots. She's good-looking, but it seemed a little incongruous to its feminist themes and bent to see a pair of jeans constantly hugging her rear.

But other people care, even if the end isn't a twist ending. So it's probably most analogous to the religion thing, where you just let everybody do their thing until they step on each other's toes. Giving out the spoilers would be stepping on toes.

So say we all who weren't gerrymandered into non-existence

And inciting the hatred of his wretched followers

She's got a yellow, so natural Green Lantern enemy.That's as much as I can say, a lot of the heroes are dumb. I find the Justice Leaguer who gets the power of animals to be an insanely dumb idea, but that's likely because I don't know how she got her powers. I might find it slightly less dumb then

Maybe he was more concerned with stuff like story or character than superficial things like how tight an outfit they can get an attractive woman to wear?

Kind of offensive! When I saw the headline, my immediate thoughts were
-Male privilege
-The patriarchy
-Being paid less for the same work

Congress schedules hearings to investigate the increase in Martin Shkreli memes

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THOSE BASTARDS

"dislike" doesn't do justice to Indy IV. Also, that's a pretty humorless reply…

Yeah, that whole third movie was… a problem. Purcell was slightly preferable to the bad guy from Blade 2, who in addition to having no actual personality also sounded like fucking Nico from GTA IV.