I will watch that trailer later, but my instinctive response is "oh god are we doing this again? why?"

Ok, since you can't sit back and leave me a lone while I do my shit and review everything I've been writing, which are sometimes written in disqus windows where I can't see anything beyond one or two sentences of what's been written on the page before

Lots of men barely pay attention to the whole "acting" part. And are you seriously going to pretend that when an actress is discussed around here, the comments are generally about that actress' looks and not her acting skill or style? These comments would be more appropriate if we were discussing a model or someone…

Oh look at Mr. Fancy-Shmancy film reviewer, looking down on the poor man!

Actually, I'd say it's usually resentment, not an attempt at negging to get laid

Maybe"often" not "usually," but if we're both men, as I think we are, you know you've heard that a lot.

I do too, actually. Also, the guy could have totally responded by renaming the color "Nevergoback" or something

The COPS-style crime scene footage, with a white sheet over the ventriloquist and a smaller one for the dummy, was perfect.

A little from some, a whole lot from others!

The professional art world… is kind of fucking stupid. This article on painters is kind of making me really glad I didn't try to make it as a photographer.

So the TV version would be "yippie-ki-yay, Mr. Joe Cocker!"

This article makes me want to watch Orgasmo immediately. It's the most positive expose into the porn industry ever.

gesundheit!

You're right. His real name was Tommy Broadway.

I must admit I turned on Smash Mouth. I was never the biggest fan, but when the song you quote came out, it sounded nice enough, and I liked that it had this pudgy blonde dude singing and doing some small bop around a set. With his features, I joked that Auric Goldfinger's son had gone into music, and any opportunity…

You're talking about the warm wet smacking sounds that accompany oral sex, right?

A lot of women are less superficial than guys expect. Marissa Miller, I seem to recall, was a big deal and I recall she looked so gorgeous. She married a normal that she met at a party, the guy looks decent but not like Brad Pitt. Same thing with Tricia Helfer, iirc - she met a nice lawyer at a party…

I assumed so, especially since I've seen Jolie do well with everything that's been asked of her, in almost everything I've seen her in. Was it just looks that made Jolie walk out of Girl, Interrupted with all the attention and awards, over Winona Ryder? Or was it one of those situations where people were responding to…

I do agree, insofar as it sounds like when Milla does an independent movie, she's very gung-ho about it. But I do think that Beckinsale has done far, far fewer of them. Milla has the Resident Evil films (what is it with actresses meeting their husbands on deficient, bloodless, totally-not-scary horror franchises?) and…

I can never tell if it's the material she chooses or her, and she's seemed good in some things, so I want to give her the benefit of the doubt…