Super-odd coincidence: that same ex also believed that women could not have orgasms from penetrative sex without manual stimulation as well until they were in their 30s… I guess the kernel of truth here is that some women aren't comfortable enough or assertive enough until they are older.

That was the first one I specifically remember, yes, and they did use it despite not having persians, arabs, or lots of sand dunes anywhere close by.

Cheers to you for finding alternative ways of just existing and trying to do your thing. I will say, though, while I can't speak for women (or even gay men), not everybody whose hair is thinning looks bad because of it. Nor does every woman or expect or want a guy to take off his shirt and a Jacob from Twilight 6-pack.

it was the wailing song that I was talking about, you mother-BWAAAAAAAAAAAMP

Mistress Cleo could've done a better job!

Ooh, I think we're in the "early moaning" part of the song, but soon we'll be up to the full-throated non-syllabic singing that seems to be made up of almost all vowels. If only we could get one of Attenboroughs to record and narrate this

I'm hoping it was the glasses, myself =)

Goddamnit, why did I have to read the article's story synopsis?! Instead of making this an action movie in which I could actively root for both Sly and Driver to get killed, I have to feel sympathy for Driver's role for portraying a crippled vet…

What was it? The gratuitous shots of ginormous fake 80s breasts in the nightclub? The graphic threats of rape in the prison scene? The gay scare moment where Ray Tango thinks Gabe Cash just dropped the soap in the shower in order for… Gabe to perform a sex act on Ray? The LAPD owning a SUV with monster truck wheels…

Y'know what I love about American films set in the Middle East and the parts of Asia closest to it? How there's only ever one song, and it sounds like a woman's plaintive dirge for a dead lover. Fun times.

Demolition Ren

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My man Carl, getting some recognition! And I hope Dule Hill gets some good work, despite the apathy/antipathy response that Heigl seems to bring out in people. That said, isn't it weird to have her on a show with Dreama Walker? Not only is Dreama likely much better at comedy, but I thought casting directors avoided…

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My condolences! I don't have any problem with erotica writing. I just mock this because it's based on some very risible concept of erotica, and then it's been turned into a "hardcore" erotic book series that sounds dull as dishwater, and then even later it's been turned into a trilogy of movies that sound even duller…

Well I don't know to whom you're speaking, I'll just assume it's someone else. Happy 2017

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Some joke about peaked too soon?

George Carlin, parodying that scene for MTV, actually pulled out a thesaurus. That was great