I'll find out what blockchain is and then develop an opinion on it!

No, I was mocking the news for making 5 years on Twitter sound like a big deal. Upvoted for solidarity's sake

Oh hell, if it's Carl Weathers-inspired, it's all good. Especially if it's from AD. That's just a conversational stew you got goin over there

And all of the commentariat thanked the Av Club for not using the "duck hands" dance sequence shot in the header image.

Best Mr Show Episode Title reference ever! If I had a secret society, I'd induct you on that alone

Don't call me baby!

S N O P E S R E P O R T

I keep all my liquor in this bank!

Thank you! Although it now sounds as if you actually did watch the holiday special, in which case, how are you still alive?

I imagine that it's like a much, much worse version of doing k-12th grade in New York, where verbal cruelty and being a kid really go hand-in-hand. I'm not kidding that my very kind and sweet mother, at 73, said to me of her 5 y/o nephew "we better toughen him up. The kids at school will eat him alive." 5 years old,…

Bonus note: have we gotten to the point of societal stupidity that someone thinks her using the "block" feature on her twitter feed constitutes censorship? I realize that there were similar claims for the network getting pissed at the Duck Dynasty guys, but that involved the network pulling someone off the air, not…

No, I was mocking the concept that being on Twitter for 5 years was somehow notable. You once again still don't know how to read, lest you would've gathered the thrust of what I wrote from what I actually wrote.

Woah, now, I'm an avid hater of sexism AND transphobia. Also, you apparently couldn't read my third sentence, so… get an eye exam or take a reading comprehension test?

IIRC, I was starting to feel the fatigue in S2, and that's when I left. It sounds like there's universal accord that the succeeding seasons indeed sucked, for the most part.

(I meant in terms of users, not in terms of their corporate-level dealings. Those ALWAYS matter)

This is both a serious and accurate response to a mostly asinine snarky response.

Katherine Heigl, meanwhile, will be receiving a Dependent Spirits Award and Dina Lohan will be receiving a Co-Dependent Spirits Award.

Pretty much so long as the ad deals close, what do they care

The Architect? The white dude at the end with the beard who explains what everything is, but using words that would make a thesaurus pull out a thesaurus, and spoken in such a rush, no one in the audience would have a chance to understand unless they had the benefit of subtitles.

After 5 years! Oh my stars and garters! I may hate the people who made her dissatisfied with the service, but I'm not weeping over anybody leaving Twitter. Not until we've resolved like war and poverty and shit like that