oh for fuck's sake! Are you seriously telling me this guy should be a household name, but because he's fucking Asian that was a problem. RIP, Tyrus, and fuck you the rest of the world

You're right, actually, I heard THE GAMBLAH was actually good and got good reviews.

Paypal is a destructive conflict! Only Venmo brings ORDER

Well, literally selling their people as food would be the final Jonathan Swift-esque evolutionary step in that nation's treatment of its citizenry

I saw it in the theater. My big takeaway is that that scene played out like a better-written version of the end of Matrix 2

I looked at that picture and just thought, "What the fuck is Battle Star Galactica's Ronald Moore doing on stage?"

So you're telling me that God and the Devil are in some kind of metaphysical pyramid scheme, divvying up the souls of all humankind like the only two businesses in town parceling out customers to one another?

"Short answer, yes with an if; long answer, no with a but."

sigh, no but it wouldn't surprise me at this point

**Blackout dates may apply

Stop being such a drama queen! Vader said that when Discover informed him it was too late to activate his 5% cashback rewards for purchases made at any shopping club, gas station, or sports venue concessions stand.

I prefer the fan theory that Itchy, Chewbacca's son, is murderously angry at Han Solo because Chewbacca's life debt to him is what made the furball into an absentee parent. Out of Revenge, Itchy converts Kylo to the Dark Side. At the worst, he deprives Han of a child, much as Han deprived Itchy of a father. At the…

I'll never be over Macho Grande!

The beard obviously messed me up bigtime because their faces aren't that samilar!

I assumed that then there would have been some sort of minor genocide in China and then McRib supplies would've quintupled for years…

I had an inkling of some of this - all the lava flow was pretty damn obvious. But it did raise the question of whether Vader was so injured that Palpy had to have him treated right where he was injured. That raised its own issues, as that means the scene where we get to hear James Earl Jones say "Padme" wouldn't have…

Not really. Is he suggesting that people are what usually make up the McRib?

"blow" "wounded animal" "disgrace" "not at all respectful" "colon[nade]"… can someone tell me in what year these comments were made? Because the Colosseum is, like, just near by.

In a recession, the corn rows are always the first to go

I find it amazing. That beard = Kutch! Also, what's with Wes being on the zeitgeist lately? I saw The Final Girl this weekend and he was in it basically playing a Jason Statham character, possibly with a bit of a Christian Bale acting filter. Really threw me for a loop