That is a good addendum on the rolling nightmare that is our political reality.

I think it's not about the number, it's more like do those figures of speech all sound like they were written by an idiot who'd never had sex before…

I refuse to believe there's another person who looks that much like Kutch with a full beard. Life wouldn't be that cruel.

That is a confusing mixed bag. And, damn, I'm amazed they got away with the stereotypes, even in the 80s…

Believe me, I hate myself for knowing that, but yes. He's in the first two movies as the designer of the f—king game. He wears a beard and mustache style which just scream "I'm moving to Brooklyn!"

I didn't see any, but I was too absorbed walking and talking to have noticed this tall nutjob running up to us in the first place

Yeah, Ventura might be bordering as bad as Trump, I just can't recall any specific sexism and racial/ethnic bigotry from Jesse.

I'm sure many destructive kilos of heroin were smuggled in in that suitcase

Dropped me on my head? How could I be dropped onto my own head?

I loved that time he got into legal trouble with the US and France because he didn't want to pay taxes!

Ok, for starters, I'm glad that we're all past Malkovich's awkward mid-90's boob job. The less said, the better. However, that red sweater with the pockets is a total fashion trainwreck and I don't know who would say otherwise. John should clearly stick to being mostly retired from acting.

Well, I believe the manner of his birth would prevent that forever, unless there were a constitutional Amendment…

"This film takes place in the imaginary world of Narnia, a world which contains all others. But if you happen to live in or around the Chicago area…"

"But the election should have been a tipoff: Americans don’t have any interest in watching someone competent run the show." Nice one! To be honest, it seems obvious that even Arnie would be a better Presidential choice than Trump.

Rated triple X for: Exciting; Excellent; X-Men; also features gore, slime, harsh language, mild sodomy, and mature themes.

Finally, a movie that could be its own porn parody was the most pirated film of the year! I have to assume that the next step is a combination Snapchat/Venmo app in the near future, where I can sell naked photos of myself - or buy naked photos of others - in real time…

Maybe "She Bangs" is a song that plays throughout the whole trilogy?

Go big or go gnome!

I'm not Carlos Danger! My name is Charlie Peligro…

I must say, that husband and wife team must have the worst sex ever. Like, possibly worse than not having sex at all bad. He's constantly using the same 8 metaphors and 12 euphemisms for her genitals, and they all sound stupid. She keeps saying "holy crap" and describes her own body in lame terms, all while wondering…