This is as good an opening as any for me to ask, what are we all doing about our pubes anyway? I have gleaned that I’m supposed to wax (not shave) them but like, you have to grow them out in between waxings. So I’m just supposed to be all bushy during in between weeks? What if I have an invitation to a pool while it’s…

Oh I haven’t. Allowing McCartney to go on her show and spout some utter horseshit to gullible white women and impressionable minorities mostly unopposed might be one of the most destructive things Oprah's ever done.

but because the host of MTV’s Singled Out read some assholes half-cocked underresearched “research” and regurgitated it onto televisions

Actually, that story turned out to be complete and total bullshit. It was refuted by real news sources that researched the supposed quotes attributed to her husband

Grammar question: should it be someone SPAT on Eric Trump? I do not know the answer, but I just realized I’m now reading the headline as a directive. I don’t know where Eric Trump is, so I cannot follow the directive. (Also, I do not want the Secret Service on my ass. Also #2, I know why the Secret Service has to…

If Hillary stole children from their parents, locked children in cages, promoted hatred against anyone not white, cisgendered and Christian, ignored the Constitution and was a narcissistic wanna be despot, I would be okay with a little spit on her pantsuit. 

Or of a demented, white trash horror movie.

I hope some news channel gets the accused server on the air and she just goes “I say this with great respect: Number one, he’s not my type. Number two, it never happened. It never happened, ok?”

Morally fucked up, but politically they’re probably right. The issue gets no traction, Trump voters don’t care and anti-Trump voters already know. So I’m torn here. On one hand this is awful because it does minimize the issue and the victims. On the other hand...is there any utility to spending political capital on…

McCain shot back, “Well, my father couldn’t lift me above his head as a child because of his torture wounds.”

Okay... then I wonder if all the people who lost their life savings and/or committed suicide because of the Keating Five scandal care about his arms?

Well, Meghan, your dad probably did lift your half sibling from his first marriage, but he also cheated on his first wife (including with your mom who was almost two decades younger!) and dumped that wife after she was disfigured in a car accident.

This just breaks my heart all over again. My heart breaks for E Jean, going through what she did and what she is currently going to face. My heart breaks for all the women who have been raped, including myself, who have to watch this shit show that is attacking her. Not just Trump but every other asshole who dismisses…

preferable is already relative, so you don’t need to qualify it with ‘more’.

Adams, for her part, wrote that “My lawyer says I haven’t got much sleep since the reoccurring night terrors and waking up anxious and afraid I’m alone locked up someplace dark.”

As someone who cannot for the life of me fall asleep on an airplane under any circumstances, I kind of envy her for being able to fall asleep that deeply on a plane. 

Another former flight attendant and I’m a bit skeptical, to be honest. I think it’s pretty difficult to not notice someone in a seat unless they are hiding. I wonder if this is some sort of staged money grab. I’d find either scenarios about equally likely.

Usually people come on to clean the plane after it de-boards. Where were they?

You know, when the plane is de-boarding, I’m focused and getting the fuck off that plane. If someone is asleep, I am not waking them up. You snooze, you lose.

Janet Jackson says her brother Michael’s legacy will continue.