1. It says exactly what it is at the top of every installment.

From what I can tell, the tabloids weren’t just pointing out incorrect things she said, they were editorializing her into - as the article above says - a “serial liar”. Seems like it’s the difference between reporting that I am 31 pounds overweight, ordered two sandwiches at lunch yesterday, and only left a $1 tip at…

took me an embarrassingly long time

But Naomi normally gets along with everyone.

They dont have all the guns, not by a long shot.

“But if Donald Trump can help her heal, then perhaps that is a good thing.

That’s not being fair to the landlord now! No one makes new doors and/or sturdy locks anymore. They’ve been in short supply for awhile now! You talk as though there are entire big box stores dedicated to supplying such things! Blasphemy!

I think we all know why.

32 year old Ryan Lochte = just boys being boys

Weeelllllllll... The reason charges were brought is because she shot him while he was sleeping, so premeditation is key there. I think it’s pretty clear she tried everything she could before she came to the conclusion that killing the guy was her family’s only way out. We have laws, vengeance isn’t the answer, can’t…

NO YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH THE COCAINE

Howard saying Trump is on coke is like the pot calling the kettle black. And by black, I mean Negros of color. I mean, Persons of Negros. Which I have totally employed... which is totally like housing discrimination. Which totally happened. But, you know, lawyers like Barack! And we totally just settled on that…

Seems plausible. I mean, OJ was just trying to stab his helmet when those people got in the way. It got blown out of proportion and basically ruined his life. As a result, years later when was innocently trying to commit armed robbery on his helmet, and some jerks just happened to be in his path, poor OJ ended up…

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! The Cowboys only take players that hit women and only after they’re drafted by Carolina. If anything he’ll be barred from being drafted but will sign as an undrafted free agent with someone like, oh I don’t know, the Titans.

All hail Ruby Woo by MAC. Its the best blue-red out there and has been for years.

All hail Ruby Woo by MAC. Its the best blue-red out there and has been for years.

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.