Ma Petite is so wonderful to watch, but I'm really not a fan of how the characters treat her like a baby (Elsa cuddling her dressed as a hot water bottle was a little much. And she was just sitting in the room while Paul and Elsa had sex??!!??). The actress is 20, and has said in interviews she hates being treated…

Eh, weak. I see what they did there but it just didn't do it for me. The kid playing butters should've been scripted to say one of butters catch phrases.

Two.

Wait...wait...wait...

You know how read a story about an interesting person, and you feel like you can go share a beer with them, shoot the shit, and have an awesome time just hanging out with them.

As an avid fan of stand-up comedy, Tosh isn't that bad... All I'm saying is that when you have the respect of a comedian like Louis C.K., then you're doing something right. And if you're cool with him being bashed for solely making shallow observations about other people's videos, then what the fuck is this site…

hey, way to judge a movie before it even comes out! Extra points for the pessimism.

I disagree. Spaceballs:

Damn straight.

It's pronounced GIF not Jiff because its a graphic not a jraphic. I don't care what the creator says, he's not an English major.

How about the whole Family Guy/American Dad/The Goodes/The Cleveland Show constructed family...

Anything that pops up on an average episode of Family Guy.

What would Qatar have to do to lose the World Cup at this point?

Yes, I've forgotten that Deadspin never prints stories based purely on speculation and rumor.

Koba's actor, who's name escapes me, really got to stretch himself a lot more. The Script called for Caesar to be stoic and steady for the whole movie. Which is cool, but I feel like this nomination would be retroactive recognition for his work in that first movie.

Honestly I think you need to recognize Koba in this one. He kinda stole the show.

Bonnie shoves all her toys into a box in the closet because she's much more into Neopets now. How do the toys compete with a computer game? Dun dun dun.

The Cavaliers are off to sluggish start

Should have smoked a fag instead like John Daly