Stevie is going to be so pissed when he sees this!

Eeeeeehhhhh, most of this evidence seems built in the idea that his eyes are completely dead and not functioning. If he's just seeing big blurry shapes all the time, he'd still be functionally blind and still fully capable of doing this stuff, especially since he's got his other senses and has been relying on them for…

The three sections where the ratings decreased were only slightly less watched, and went against better games in 2013. The Broncos were on Monday Night Football in last season's Week Three, while Chicago and Pittsburgh played in the Sunday night game.

There's also plenty of booing at Sidney Crosby for being a girl.

I'm fairly certain that the brawl being referred to here (the one that happened at/around her wedding to Jeremy Stevens) was not the same incident as the incident involving her sister and nephew (the one where she absolutely is facing domestic violence charges).

"This is, in fact, how sexist and racist ideologies work"

Oh, we already know how it works at Gawker, where it's totally cool to leave an unwanted male celebrity sex tape up on your site (Hulk Hogan) while decrying female nude picture leaks as the worst thing that's happened to humanity this century.

I saw "Brawl at Cardinals Game" and just assumed it was in St. Louis... Can you blame me?

Said the guy too young to remember "Don't tase me, bro."

Hey guys.. Guys.. I think it's Benji from the Howard Stern Show.. I don't think the 50 comments saying the same thing was enough of a confirmation so I added mine.

Harrumph! In my day if you handed out a punishment you stuck to your word. I hate to see pro athletes mollycoddled like this.

Everyone knows that what you're supposed to do when you find an unlocked computer is to change the wallpaper to the most embarrassing thing you can find (our favorite is My Little Pony). Bonus points if you have some industrious artists that can spit out a photoshop of a fake desktop in seconds.

Cue the "My parents beat the shit out of me and I turned out fine" comments.

Well, there was this...

If he really beat a child, that should be a lifetime ban with no chances to get back in. Get fucked AP.

Listen, last month you overhauled your entire comment system to prevent people from posting stomach-churning images of overweight whores shoveling a bunch of diarrhea into their mouths, and now you're doing it yourselves? Make up your mind!

I've got this one: when someone gets a hit.

DUCK HUNT DOG HYPE

Damn, that album would've been rated three Courics, at least

The dumbest are the loudest, sadly.

You know this guy recently died, right? Have some respect.