Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos...

But Ancient Egyptians, Greeks, and Romans definitely had British accents, right?

First off this isn't a simple question. Many of the responders were clearly confused on the nature of the discussion. Some might be thinking, "Should the news media report state secrets regardless of the consequences?"

Harrumph! In my day if you handed out a punishment you stuck to your word. I hate to see pro athletes mollycoddled like this.

Everyone knows that what you're supposed to do when you find an unlocked computer is to change the wallpaper to the most embarrassing thing you can find (our favorite is My Little Pony). Bonus points if you have some industrious artists that can spit out a photoshop of a fake desktop in seconds.

Cue the "My parents beat the shit out of me and I turned out fine" comments.

Well, there was this...

If he really beat a child, that should be a lifetime ban with no chances to get back in. Get fucked AP.

Listen, last month you overhauled your entire comment system to prevent people from posting stomach-churning images of overweight whores shoveling a bunch of diarrhea into their mouths, and now you're doing it yourselves? Make up your mind!

I've got this one: when someone gets a hit.

DUCK HUNT DOG HYPE

Damn, that album would've been rated three Courics, at least

The dumbest are the loudest, sadly.

You know this guy recently died, right? Have some respect.

RESPE6T

good job lets gloat and tell everyone i told you so cause people didnt want to jump and make judgments 3months ago without seeing THE VIDEO THAT GOT RELEASED YESYERDAY

Notice anything else interesting?

what's with the Raiders Lesotho county up in Northern California?

You mentioned them in your intro, but UPS drivers are easily the most dangerous things on the road. They are worse than drunk teenagers trying to sext their "girlfriends" while driving.

I think there's a difference between "a flight" and "a redeye flight" The airplanes turn the lights off, don't do drink service, and try to eliminate announcements and things during certain hours on those flights. They know that people are trying to sleep. Bringing an infant that doesn't know what's going on, and has…