If he really beat a child, that should be a lifetime ban with no chances to get back in. Get fucked AP.

Listen, last month you overhauled your entire comment system to prevent people from posting stomach-churning images of overweight whores shoveling a bunch of diarrhea into their mouths, and now you're doing it yourselves? Make up your mind!

I've got this one: when someone gets a hit.

DUCK HUNT DOG HYPE

Damn, that album would've been rated three Courics, at least

The dumbest are the loudest, sadly.

You know this guy recently died, right? Have some respect.

RESPE6T

good job lets gloat and tell everyone i told you so cause people didnt want to jump and make judgments 3months ago without seeing THE VIDEO THAT GOT RELEASED YESYERDAY

Notice anything else interesting?

what's with the Raiders Lesotho county up in Northern California?

You mentioned them in your intro, but UPS drivers are easily the most dangerous things on the road. They are worse than drunk teenagers trying to sext their "girlfriends" while driving.

I think there's a difference between "a flight" and "a redeye flight" The airplanes turn the lights off, don't do drink service, and try to eliminate announcements and things during certain hours on those flights. They know that people are trying to sleep. Bringing an infant that doesn't know what's going on, and has…

So, uhhh...we've completely forgotten about that shitheel who just got ousted from the Clippers already?

He's being a dick, for sure. But this "don't recline ever" is also just bullshit. The real rule should be "don't be a dick." As in, if you wish to recline, just be a human, turn your ass around, and ask the person behind you if they mind. If they say no, then go ahead. If they say yes, then just gut it out and…

If Vin Scully is America's grandpa, then Hawk Harrelson must be its Drunk Uncle.

Time for the Chiefs to go back to being the Chefs.