"Hey, baby, wanna kill all humans? No? Then vaccinate your kids!"

They were going to go with this guy, but "Vaccinate my shiny metal ass" didn't test well with focus groups.

So, uhhh...we've completely forgotten about that shitheel who just got ousted from the Clippers already?

He's being a dick, for sure. But this "don't recline ever" is also just bullshit. The real rule should be "don't be a dick." As in, if you wish to recline, just be a human, turn your ass around, and ask the person behind you if they mind. If they say no, then go ahead. If they say yes, then just gut it out and…

Edgar Allen Poe Museum

Middle East politics have always included a certain amount of science fiction?

Batman

If Vin Scully is America's grandpa, then Hawk Harrelson must be its Drunk Uncle.

Animaniacs.

Hopefully it'll never happen.

"Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?"

Time for the Chiefs to go back to being the Chefs.