If nobody saw it, “Kill All Jews” was trending on Twitter earlier today, so things seem to be fine in America.

Two days ago in Irvine, California another synagogue was tagged with graffiti. The synagogue already has armed guards present during services, and will be getting more security cameras, higher gates, and barriers to block vehicles. It’s so sad that these things are necessary. 

A friend of mine dated and ultimately left him because of some seriously freaky behaviour - and we’re not talking the fun kind, more like the stalking, controlling kind. He’s a total creep.

The Right had a fit when Obama took a nap on Sundays or when Michelle went on a day trip to New York. They would complain about tax payer funded vacations and photo ops disguised as work. Meanwhile, the Trumps spend thousands a month on their trips, extra security for all of Donald’s spawn and Donald’s weekly golf…

THANK YOU that shit has been bothering me SO MUCH. “Stand for American Values, like me and this woman I most likely cheated on my wife with before we got divorced.”

... does Zinke not know that Arlington Cemetary is only on Robert E. Lee’s property because the Union did it to spite Lee?

She looks like a 58-year old woman trying to look like a 47-year old woman. She is 49.

Hey, Don, Jr. Seems your mom wasn’t an American citizen when you were born. Same goes for your sister Ivanka and your brother Eric. Since your dad is so determined to do away with the 14th Amendment, perhaps you and your siblings should just leave the USA now so we don’t have to spend the money to deport you.

Nothing says Republican family values like a man and the woman he left his wife and 5 children for.

About this Wohl kid who’s trying to frame Mueller, is he just incredibly dedicated to being a troll even when he’s under possible investigation by the FBI or is he just a brainless shit? I really can’t tell.

Nice job capturing the signature Trump butthole mouth in that top picture, Ashley.

More family betrayal! Emily West is warning her fellow Missourians not to vote for her racist father, 64-year-old Steve West. “He’s made multiple comments that are racist and homophobic and how he doesn’t like the Jews,” she said. “I can’t imagine him being in any level of government.”

I had to reread the date on that tweet twice. 

Everything I’ve had from them is great...especially the Ghost Pepper Salsa.

Oh wow that is actually real.

I still do not fully understand why they are tripling down on 45, any competent republican would do a much better job achieving their agenda.

So now we have a live demonstration of why you can’t just grab a random woman and make up some sexual assault claims for a quick cash grab/smear against someone you want to discredit. No amount of money can create the shared history between a real victim and a predator, nor can it produce the most credible part of any…

I’m glad that if there is some sort of underhanded dealings going on, it’s being masterminded by super-geniuses such as the likes of these:

What’s happening is that all of Twitter is dunking on the Wohl family, and it’s hilarious.

Definitely refrigerate your good maple syrup so you don’t go to use it one day and find it totally covered in mold :(