yap they all refused

Not gonna believe Mikey couldn’t find a rabbi in Detroit. And there are several large congregations in Grand Rapids as well. He either (a) didn’t want to or (b) they all refused. One choice is as good as the other but I’ll put my money on b. 

Yeah, he’s not one of YOU, in the parlance of the email.

Steven Spielberg may be religious, but he has a New York sense of humour.

I’m subscribed to Trump’s email campaign to better keep track of the nonsense coming out of the Whitehouse and occasionally take surveys that are meant solely for Republicans. I just got an email (they’re all made to look like they’re from Trump himself) which says...

This doctor should lose his license just because he thought she’d have sex while also having a lesion in her vagina. What a fucking idiot.

Deplorable 

Shut up you dried up mop Kellyass, especially when your buddy boy Pence pulled this

Verrrry hit or miss. You can go on YouTube and see reviews of their clothes to give u better idea. I personally am not a fan, but I also think 90% of what Cardi wears is straight trash.

“It was a joke for (my husband).”

Yeah, except that it sounds like he’s working on a military base now, which means he’s collecting a government check and his patients likely don’t have a choice about whether or not to see him. *burns everything down*

The darker this timeline gets, the harder it is for me to tell what’s satire. Bravo fine sir. 

That “ones that matter” line is deeply fucked up. They might as well have used a Trump clip if that’s what they were going to say.

Trump just called Florida’s Andrew Gillum “a thief” on Twitter , while calling his opponent “Harvard-educated”. The racist dog whistles are only going to get louder between now and November 6.

TIL: Netflix HR goes by the handle “GizPac” online.

You’ve clearly never worked in the bay area at a top company. Those salaries don’t go very far out there and there are lots of other options if you’re that talented.

I am literally bowing my head at this wisdom. These were truly lottery winners in the media; there is nothing wise or noble or good that either of those two ever brought to the national consciousness,

More like, it was the 90s at a comedy roast, and it went over super poorly, and people can change over 25 years. Ted Danson then was a jackass who did something offensive. If he were still doing blackface today and were unrepentant about it and what he did before, then you’d have a point. At this juncture, no, you…

I mean, sooner or later he’s going to need a new Press Sec, right?

1993 from Whoopi’s Friar’s Club Roast. So yeah, something from 25 years ago that he’s since apologized and atoned for. He didn’t do it this week. It’s bad faith whataboutism, you know, the norm with conservatives these days