thisismy34thburner
thisismy34thburner
thisismy34thburner

Actually, I think people don’t nag single men because a) men’s “independence” is respected more b) there’s no “clock ticking” like there is for women in terms of bio children.

Homie, I’m 33 (weirdly, that took me a minute, I was thinking am I 33 or 34? It’s 33. Definitely still 33). Anyway, reality is, you might meet someone, you might not. There’s no point in panicking about the FOREVER right now. For now, men are terrible. Sorry men. At that age, you mostly are. Currently, I know ZERO

An enormous part of our society is set up to nag women into behaving, dressing, looking the “right” way to find a man. It isn’t even remotely only an older generation. That’s not to say there isn’t a certain amount of pressure on men to look or behave a certain way, but it’s much less than there is on women.

People assume women need a man to support them, THAT is why women are nagged about being single. Also, women are valued so much on how they look, there’s a real pressure to snag a dude when you’re young and sexy enough to do so.

I think people say “you are worthy” to women to say “You are worthy of happiness and people to love you” because so much is tied up with if a woman is single, she’s doomed to be unhappy and a cat lady. Not saying men don’t have pressures to get in a relationship, but I think society thinks a lot worse of a single

I mean, dating is hard because people are complicated and imperfect. Please remember that there is a difference between problematic behaviors that are due to overarching cultural influences that people point to and just general incompatibility. I think it’s something everyone could benefit from to analyze how the

“Have you seen oscilloscope prices?” is the funniest sentence in the history of Kinja.

Holy shit, dude. Maybe you should get a masters or PhD in Relax It Was a Joke.

See also: Casey Affleck. It is truly disheartening watching him get showered with accolades after reading about his behavior with those two co-workers on and off set. The fact that he “settled” the cases doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.

I had to scroll up to look at her nose, but all I could see was the uneven powder. Nose is fine, make up needs a little work

I absolutely would say that to a man. I wrote that she was worthy of love, because it sounded like she felt, or was being made to feel otherwise and it can help to have that reminder. If you are feeling like no one will ever love you, then I’ll say it again: you are worthy, too.

When I was your age I had been divorced for 2 years and was engaged to a guy who was essentially my first husband all over again. That relationship ended (without marriage) when I was 25. I was single for 8 years after that. Dating yes. A couple months here and there. But I had pretty much given up. That’s a LONG

I met the guy who is now my husband because a friend of mine got engaged to a friend of his. Then they agreed that we would probably like each other and invited us both over to dinner and—waddaya know!—they were right. So, just because your friends are all pairing up doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t still hang out

I actually always thought Debra Messing had a really unique pretty nose, it adds character to her face. I’m happy she named names, this piece of garbage doesn’t deserve a career in the industry. We can’t enable assholes like this and people like Woody Allen, yet they still have careers and win Oscars.

You’re gonna be okay! Honestly, and this sounds like such a cliche, but try to stop thinking about it. Just do YOUR thing, and make yourself happy and it will come to you. If you can’t imagine someone loving you enough to commit to you, I think you need to love YOURSELF a little more. You are worth someone who is not

Oh honey. Do not worry! You are far too young to worry about stuff like this. It’s more important for you to feel emotionally fulfilled by yourself. Having a boyfriend or a husband is not going to magically fill a hole you feel you have by not having someone.

I would assume at least $19,999,950 of that startup money went for hookers and blow.

Nothing. But they seem to talk about it a lot. I’ve had sex like five times in the past five years but I’m not blabbing about it like it’s interesting.

I’ve known exactly two people in my life who did not fuck their spouses before they got married (both were actual virgins). Both were divorced within a few years because of sexual incompatibility.

What the fuck is wrong with fucking people not fucking???