Ugh, as a 32 year old I hate to admit exactly how much of my time goes to the CW’s programming block

Can’t forget “liberals” who couldn’t tell the difference between Hillary and Donald. Thanks Bernie Bros! Thanks Jill Frankensteins! Thanks for fucking over poor women, POC, LGBTs, and the Environment!

Draining it right into the West Wing.

I understand accidental bumpage into the good ol’ butt hole but actual penetration? Are we talking just tip here because I suppose that’s understandable.

Maybe it’s just my butt hole but it’s def not open and inviting enough to accept a penis accidentally.

Like fully right in here? I’ve def experienced a drunken whoops, but like the door was closed. Do I have an unusually tight anus?

That’s enough internet for today.

A friend of my wife’s once passed out from the pain after her husband accidentally stuck it in her poop hole. It’s 100% plausible, especially when you consider that gay men routinely have sex in missionary position.

I’LL FUCKING SHOW YOU WHY I’M CRYING, ROLL OVER MOTHERFUCKER

I don’t think it could happen where it continued on but I’ve definitely had it happen accidentally where things slipped. But it’s very quickly been a “NOPE THATS MY BUTT STOP RIGHT THERE” thing that was rectified (heh) quickly.

JESUS, BRIAN. JESUS GOD. WHAT THE FUCK.

Maybe MAYBE it’s possible that you’re having drunk sex with your girlfriend and while your going at it normally on one of the thrusts your dick comes out and then hit her butt but you don’t know cuz you’re just chugging along and shit now she’s crying and ok it’s honey I’m sorry I didn’t mean to I didn’t even know I…

I can explain it, political terrorism.

Umm, sorry but you’re talking about Flori-duh. They will surely find another carbuncle on the ass of society to elect as attorney general.

But but but but....Hillary and people buying access to her thru the Clinton Foundation when she was Secretary of State!!! Trump said he was gonna be different!!! He’s an outsider!!!

He is gorgeous and his body is unreal and his acting is subtle and spellbinding and amazing and yes more Trevante Rhodes please!!

I don’t know who he is, but I want him to smile all the time, because Jesus, does he have nice teeth.

You’re going to get a lot of snide responses but...

I think we misunderstood when Trump said he was going to drain the swamp—he meant he’d drain it to populate the Executive Branch.

And yet - his supporters don’t care! They only care about corruption that *other people* commit.

It’s one insanely vile and disgusting move after another.