The fact that you took them as literal examples (which they are but they are also allegorical) means that maybe you missed the entire point.

You know what lasts a lot longer than 30 years (unless it kills you first)?

With a few exceptions (I do watch GoT, The Crown, and am halfway through The Night Manager), I wholeheartedly agree with the rest of this list. And understand blacklisting those three too.

Every time I look at the picture of him with his finger pointed in the air, mid-shout, I get chills. It’s horrifying and yet it’s one of the best-composed pictures I’ve ever seen; the tie still ramrod-straight and yet tilted with the raising of his arm, the fact that the gun is almost an after-thought in his moment of…

My parents did that when we were kids.

I am batshit crazy about my dog, but your workmate is nuts.

For a long time, insurance was actually illegal because it was viewed as a form of gambling. Which it is.

And we can’t crate the kids when we leave the house... damn it.

That will get the kid removed by CPS in poor families

I used to work with a woman who had 2 cats. One day she made the argument that her raising cats was every bit as much of a commitment as me raising my daughter. I listened politely (since we’re friends) and then asked 2 questions:

we do not “engage in an economic cost/benefit analysis to see whether the children receive medical treatment”

Is there anything more delicious than a super special super white snowflake crying about needing a safe space?

I can’t believe anyone would buy her protests. She has literally let her son run a white supremacist organization out of her properties, and only when she’s finally finding out that maybe it’s not good to be blatantly racist and xenophobic in the fucking hospitality business wants to pretend she knows nothing about…

Wow, it must be so terrible having to face repercussions of raising a racist asshole for a kid.

Yeah. Look, I love my kids to the moon and back, but I have to tell you, if they start (or take over) a right wing hate organization, I’m not letting them run it from my garage.

The Obamas brought class to the Presidency. Note that there was no scandal in his Administration.

It’s unpresidented, so to speak.

“There is a precedent of more than half a century of this authority being utilized by presidents of both parties,” a White House aide said.

This seems nice and all, but let’s be real. Cheetolini don’t give a fuck. The minute he gets his tiny little hands on the keys to the White House you *know* he’s going to a) shit the bed in the Lincoln Bedroom and b) overturn every executive order Obama made. Including the ones that *aren’t* executive orders.

Look, I get what blackface guy is trying to do here, but... no. Just no. Bad idea, guy.