This is the opposite of the point of the post. I kept waiting for him to spit on your kid or something

Since the chart dates of “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” and “Time After Time” don’t at all overlap with the the releases of “Spy Kids” of “X2,” and all of those happened after Mary Poppins, I’m with Burneko, It’s A Burner, and Welsman 13 on this one: There has never been a time where both Alan Cumming and Cyndi Lauper…

I’ve met and interacted with a lot of celebrities, but this is about my son.

I lived in LA with my abuela in the 90s. Being a teenager, I couldn’t been seen with her in the mall, so I’m hanging out at the car waiting for her to return from Crate & Barrel or something with my hot topic bags, when Shaq walks up carrying my abuela’s boxes. She had NO clue who he was, he was just the closest…

I didn’t witness this firsthand, but a girl I know claims that Matt Stafford accidentally spilled an entire pitcher of beer on her at a party at UGA. In lieu of an apology, he calmly explained, “Hey, it’s okay. I’m Matt Stafford,” then walked away.

NO ONE IS A BIGGER STAR THAN JULIE ANDREWS, SHE CAN DO WHAT SHE WANTS

Aw, that’s too bad. I’ve got a friend who had a nice interaction with Julie Andrews—said she was a delight. Maybe you just caught her on a bad day. Or maybe she was feeling under the weather. I’ve been to several stage doors where the big stars didn’t stop or sent someone out to say they weren’t doing stage door stuff…

I’ve heard a few things about shaq being a cool guy. this was an internet comment i read a couple years ago so take it for what its worth. Several years ago he was at a bar in some area and starting talking to a guy. The guy was down on his luck and was telling shaq about his hardships. Shaq talks him him and pays for…

Was riding an elevator with a massive hangover and Don Rumsfeld strolls in. After the doors closed I ripped a nasty beer fart, looked at Rummy and said “There’s a weapon of mass destruction that even you could find, asshole”.

Repeating a story from Jezebel’s pissing contest on this subject:

Think I’ve told this one before, but back when the Vancouver Grizzlies existed Michael Jordan walked into a bike shop that a family friend owned while Chicago was in town. He picked out some expensive mountain bike and his handler came to the family friend and said “Michael Jordan wants this bike”, after telling him…

I heard a story thirdhand from a Guitar Store employee in LA that Roth once walked in, talked shit about Eddie Van Halen without any prompting, then smoked a HUGE joint with said employee in the alley behind the store. Then they go to get pizza and the entire ride over Diamond Dave, is singing “I got it baaaaad,…

my only add to this was when i attended The Daily Show taping just before Jon Stewart left. He was very entertaining at first, but as the Q&A went on, more and more people kept asking him uncomfortable questions about getting photos with him, ending with one dude coming across as a full on stalker to the point Stewart…

Not even a petty celebrity story, but it’s the only one I have, so I’ll share it since it’s super awkward:

In college, Newt Gingrich came to my school to speak. He visited my class, which focused on the UN and the history of NGOs and IGOs. We got into a discussion about Iran and he rambled on about how they hate us because they hate modernity. I raised my hand to point out that there is probably still asked degree of…

I was a contractor in Baghdad in 2006-2007 when the most patriotic and ‘Merican of all entertainers, one Mr. Toby Fucking Keith, graced us with his presence. Being a jaded asshole, I was all prepared to roll my eyes as he visited and sucked up to the troops in front of the cameras for publicity’s sake. That shit did…

I really want this story to be true.

I worked Concert Security and worked directly with the artist and spent every show on stage, just out of sight of the crowd. I worked for the venue, not an act, and therefore got to meet many musicians and have seen them at their worst and best. Anyway the worst person I ever worked with was Meatloaf, however David…

Okay, so this is kind of the opposite, and it happened to a friend of mine. But:

A few years back, my friend is driving along North Avenue in Milwaukee, middle of the winter. She looks over at the sidewalk, and there is an extremely tall black man booking it down the sidewalk. Like, seriously sprinting. And he has…

I was alone in an elevator with Ruth Bader Ginsburg and she farted. I was going to ignore it like a gentleman when she said “woah did somebody step on a duck.” We both laughed and she turned to me and said “no one will ever believe you if you tell this again.” She is one wise lady.