I’d argue that the GOP lost.

I never understood the phrase “sore winner” until this month. It’s made it painfully clear that the election victory was as far ahead as 75% of Trump voters (not to mention Trump himself) had bothered to plan.

Gotta love the dedication to keep those last 5 strands of hair on the top of his head.

Garrett accused Gottheimer in a TV ad of assaulting a woman (Not quite true: in a civil lawsuit that was later withdrawn, a neighbor accused him of aggressively wagging a finger in her face.)

The Kathryn Boyd and Josh Brolin things is so weird. I knew her older sister in high school. So, so weird.

Divorce sucks Brad, you’ll pull through.

She should document the fact that he told her to delete the emails, and keep copies of them anyway. By the way, there are a lot of ways to get deleted emails back.

*Raises hand* Hey! I know this one... I just finished a mandatory sexual harrassment training class for my new job.

Please take it up with Trader Joe’s then. Move along.

Bacon is not red meat, friend.

BELIEVE IN THE MAYO.

Now I must prepare and consume two grilled cheese sandwiches, to settle the butter versus mayo question. The sacrifices I make for science.

In case this helps you laugh a little: Everything That’s Wrong of Raccoons.

I currently have a raccoon (or raccoons) in my fucking attic. (It’s either that or a small bear.) The critter removal guy can’t come until tomorrow, at which point I will need to pay him $180 to crawl up in my attic to check it out and/or set traps. If he catches said masked bear, he will charge me another $30 to take…

The holdout knew what he/she was doing when they were being selected. They were never going to convict no matter the evidence (obviously, since as you pointed out there is literally a video of him shooting while not being threatened AND planting the weapon next to the body to support his claim).

Ugh. I simultaneously admire his dedication to the principle of not convicting when reasonable doubt exists, while at the same being 100% sure this moron has no idea how to tell what kind of doubt is reasonable.

Fuck him.

I cannot imagine what moronic thoughts were going through the lone holdout’s mind. I have to imagine it was something along the lines of “but he says he was afraid so I just can’t second guess a cop!”

God fucking dammit. Shoot us in the back, on camera, with evidence of an attempt at a lie about what was happening when the shooting took place. It’s open season, apparently. Cops have that right now. It’s established. Fuck.

A national disgrace. Even fucking “Morning” Joe Scarborough couldn’t understand the lone juror when it was all captured on video. When Morning Joe man knows better than you, you’ve sunk pretty low.