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Melissa
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“Marijuana is legal in Washington.”

Seconded. By someone of Icelandic descent. So I have no time for tradition excuses.

No, please, stop eating shark.

Thank you. I was scrolling through the comments waiting for someone to point that out, and when no one was I started to feel just a teensy bit crazy.

X Factor?? The X Files.

I am a mythical bearded lady (thanks, PCOS!) and I shave every day. Otherwise I grow a fab beard.

Sounds more like she semi-rescued it.

And yet this lives on, unmolested by the “babe”.

yeah but whatever because Annie’s is infinitely better than Kraft

Maybe it’s just me, but I find anyone who is a self-proclaimed “babe” is probably full of shit.

Now playing

Sperm whales are some compassionate, nurturing sweethearts. Check out one pod’s adoption of a disabled dolphin. *Dies*

so freaking cool.

You can still sit with us.

Just came here to say that I LOVE JIMMY FALLON and the haters gonna hate. Pfft.

Trent Reznor is my IRL boyfriend and all of you betches better back off.