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This is probably going to sound so dumb but I grew up absolutely in love with the Little House On The Prairie series. Last year my husband and I were in Minnesota visiting some family members and while driving in our rental car took a wrong turn. A few minutes later a sign that read “Sleepy Eye” greated us. I let out

As someone who has lost three close family members to cancer (use sunscreen and don’t smoke, kids), I think she should be forced to work in a cancer ward to see just what exactly she was trying to emulate and what the friends and family of the patient goes through when they think their loved one has terminal cancer.

Da Bird is the best.

Most shelters also offer personality blurbs about the cat's background and/or observed behavior, which are very helpful in deciding if socially the kitty will be a good fit for your personality and expectations.

Plastic doesn't recycle well. Plastic bottles get "downcycled" and turned into things like fleece and doormats which do not get recycled at the end of their usefulness and end up in landfills. Even more commonly, plastic bottles get shipped to poorer countries or end up on the ocean.

if you don't see the difference you're impressively dumb

if I get the fuck out, can I get some ham? Will it be kosher?

As someone who is just coming to terms with being asexual/agender, I really want to thank you for doing pieces like this. I honestly never expected to see an article like this (or the linked one) on a Gawker site. Just... thank you. It means a lot.

Thanks for clarifying. To be honest, I found many of the comments on the original piece really depressing, especially the repeated denials that asexuality was really a thing. I'm not an asexual person but I am queer and let me tell you, that shit made me feel uneasy about how shaky acceptance really is around much of

This is the "judgemental map of Seattle".

WTFuck does one have to do with the other, anyway?

I looooooooove the honey and pomegranate!

I looooooooove the honey and pomegranate!

First Academy Awards I have skipped in YEARS, and it was mostly because I could only be bothered to give a few fucks to begin with as is based on the films alone. To see all the gross quotes from Academy voters and the denial about the race and gender issues with the selections, and to see so many good films snubbed

This is everything I hate about Coachella in a single post. I'm a music festival junkie and I don't think I'd go to Coachella if I won an all access pass. All the festivals I've been to are centered around non-judgement and freedom of self-expression. Coachella is centered around conforming to a narrow ideal of

This was both boring as fuck and cheesy as hell to me.

let's not forget the real MVP of the night, tho

I haven't seen Frozen. Am I the only one left?

I thought a Sex Bark is the noise one makes when "it slips into the wrong hole on accident".