Let’s not even pretend that Bad Blood came anywhere close to Anaconda in popularity/cultural impact. Like, there are delusions and then there are flat out lies.

SHOTS FIRED

Like everytime they talk about black issues Jez has totally missed the full story. They also omitted the part where A. Taylor spun it round to make it all about her and B. Where Taylor decided to throw the negro a bone and tweeted “If I win, please come up with me!! You’re invited to any stage I’m ever on.”

The…

You don't know how talented she is, yet you make a statement saying she's not talented? Hmm.

Hey fellow book people:

THE ANSWER IS SO OBVIOUS ALL THESE TEEVEE MORONS ARE GOING TO FEEL LIKE SUCH ASSHOLES WHEN THE TRUTH SLITS THEIR THOATS LIKE IT’S THE RED WEDDING

The crazy part is the people in my feed who are decidedly not famous, but follow almost only/all famous people, and either don’t realize that this is a paid promotion or don’t understand(/care?) that they’re not going to be paid when they mimic these posts. Nearly every rando that I went to high school with posts…

I kept scrolling and it wouldn’t stop. Thought maybe I was dead and in purgatory.

Looooooooool “Iggy Azalea Freestyle.” <3

Ricky Gervais had the best response to this non story:

I knew Ricky Gervais was Göring there.

IDK, Bachelor in Paradise was not nearly as much fun as Bachelor Pad. Y’all remember the last season of Pad where that Nick dude won all the money in a total troll move? It was so entertaining.

In before people talk about his name.

Or he dresses like a sapeur.

I’m still in mourning over #EggplantFriday being banned.

The Dubsmash Civil War continues, with a surprise!

I feel opposite.

WAIT IS THAt his PRISON BATHROOM

and focusing on black women doesn’t negate what other women go through either.

And she’s only 16?!? She’s going to be so wonderfully terrifying someday.