NO SWIFT CANNOT HAVE HER ABSOLUTELY NOT

How do we know that this wasn’t her plan all along? “Wrong turn,” my foot. Who goes around with eight pounds of fruit in their car? And their son knew they were going to visit him for Mother’s Day. They disappear and no alarms are being sent up? They didn’t have a phone? No one passed them on the road? It’s not like…

There’s something very strange about US culture when you create a half-hour documentary about a strip club and feel the need to censor out nipples...like, who is watching this at work?

What on earth is the point of censoring a strip club?

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I was curious about Diana Dors and had to share this bit I found in her wiki:

I was in the bathroom smoking a cig (because it’s hot outside and the bathroom has an exhaust fan) and I was laughing so hard at this whole thing that, I dunno wtf happened, but suddenly the toilet seat slid off the bowl one way and the toilet lid I was sitting on slid the other way and I fell backwards into the…

“Ladies leave your bags at home, the store is full of paper ones and totes make me groan.

The worst thing that happened growing up was when my parents stopped spanking. The sit-down lecture about their “disappointment” was so much worse.

This picture is actually a great example of how racism always underlies brownface, blackface, and yellowface. The shade of brown is completely different from Desi Arnaz’s skin tone, the guy has not made the same effort to emulate Arnaz’s distinctive hair, and he is making facial and hand gestures not at all associated…

What’s worse is she’s comparing being accused of drugging and raping people to the backlash she received after that awful sketch she wrote for Ted Danson to wear blackface at an NAACP event where she was the honoree. She’s standing up for accused rapist because over twenty years ago, her jokes didn’t land.

What is this collection of words, even? It’s no only offensive, it’s also nonsensical. “We’ll see what happens when more information comes out...” what more information could you possibly need other than the person admitting to doing the thing they’re accused of?!?!?! Also what the fuck is she talking about with this…

Many white women criticizing this probbly had no problem LOVING Kill Bill and “omgz shes so badass” getting revenge by killing a shitton of women and men. People clearly see revenge narratives featuring white women differently from those featuring black women or women of colour (maybe not East Asian because of the…

She tweeted about being at his house and knowing him personally and he’d never tried anything like that with her.

Agreed. I like to scare those same people with the fact that on a daily basis they come into contact with Di Hydrogen monoxide. In large doses it’s known to be fatal.

The only time-the ONLY TIME-I want to hear the phrases ‘spin class’ and ‘ride or die’ mixed together is if DMX is teaching said spin class.

I saw the commercial for this and literally snarled at the TV. No, E!, just stop coming for that Bravo coin, you aren’t going to win the trash TV arms race.

Khloe and Kourtney take Menhattan? (I apologize)

God forgive me....he’s hot

This reminds me of the scene in the original Superman with Christopher Reeve where he is on the roof with Lois Lane and takes off to fly with her for the first time. He’s behind her and she gasps in delight and it basically looks like he just slipped it up her ass and she’s surprised but loving it. If I were tech…