Not because of me—I’m brilliant—

Ask him how long since he was able to look down and see what got his babies made in the first place.

A girl did this in my high school. She made me feel bad because i sad something like “what, do you have cancer or something?” sarcastically when she was acting all glum. I told her then she was an asshole for trying to make me feel guilty for something i could not have possibly known about and everyone thought I was a…

I love Scott and Kourt and their progeny. Whatever.

Here's the issue as I see it.

I’d like to go on the record here. Rihanna has my explicit permission to enter my bedroom and wake me up in any fashion she deems appropriate, at any time.

God, anytime Rihanna does anything I’m like

I didn’t get any of them correct.

Rihyonce

Here's why I voted Netflix -
Because all sex is not created equal...
And yet somehow, every single Netflix encounter I've had has been pure joy. From the straight-to-video wannabe cult comedies, to reruns of Murder She Wrote.... they always take me where I intended to go - to enjoyment town.
Sex? Not so much. Sometimes…

If it comes down to what my partner and I do most often, it's going to be Netflix. Sex is lovely, but watching Netflix in bed then screaming "WHAT! WHAT! HOLY SHIT WHAT!" at your man-friend when something unexpected happens on the show is kinda the crux of our relationship. I can have sex with anyone. Netflix with the…

Can we have a conversation about Nene's Bride of Frankenstein realness wig? I have feelings that need to be processed on that front. (That lace front.)

Why Dallas, every reality tv show based there sucks (Bravo remember Dallas Social? Good bc no one does).

I still want "Princesses of Long Island" to come back. Man, everyone was awful on that.

Yes, I definitely get them on the phone with each other, "You hang up", "No, you hang up". While laying on 2 twin beds directly next to each other.

There are a number of sexy movies but I'm sorry, you'll just have to look for yourself.

It depends? I'm all "team sex" but there are some nights when I'd much prefer a couple glasses of wine and netflix to: showering, gym, cologne, dressing up, doing hair, fresh breath, red bull, etc followed by intercourse that might (with foreplay) last 20 minutes.

I've been married for 10 years and have two little kids, so sex vs binge watching came down to a battle of which thing that I never get to do do I miss more.

Keep the Cinderella story going! Memes, 2015!

IF NETFLIX HAD PORN IT WOULD OWN THE WORLD, GUYZ.