And yet, everyone dismisses it as a cynical attempt to remain relevant.

I like Madonna's efforts to defy the All About Eve narrative generally thrust upon competing older/younger entertainers. Her collaborations with younger performers brings continuity, generosity and a kind of sympático to a process commonly depicted as ugly and cutthroat.

I would never tell people I know that.

Tom Hanks was once overheard saying that Matthew Broderick was originally cast as Wilson in Cast Away, before being replaced by a volleyball, because test audiences found the volleyball's acting more believable.

I'm really, really sorry that you know that.

"Kylie Jenner should be in sixth period biology right now instead of flexing like a grown woman on Instagram"

Bulleted list of highlights might be best—

I love memes and I refuse to apologize.

I VOTED MEME!

I think with porn, generally you see one close up of genital areas mashing together, you kind of have seen almost all of them. It serves it's purpose and then you're kind of done and hopefully satisfied. You don't usually sit there and peruse the rest of the movie. You switch over to Netflix and watch a show you enjoy…

Memes motherfucker! YOU CAN'T STOP THE TRAIN.

TeamMeme

I'm starting an official countdown for Nicki Minaj, Beyoncé and Rihanna to form a new all-girl rap group.

Reppin' the prairies, yo!

Gaaaah I can't wait! Though I am hoping to hold out until they have all aired and then binge-watch - we'll see if I have the restraint. Also, I have never considered myself thaaaat much of a patriot, but it is v. important to me to tell people, when describing the show, that Tatiana Maslany is from Saskatchewan.

"Who are YOU to get ME wet?!"

The way he says "Jaracki" after someone answer's the phone instead of saying "Hi, it's Andrew" or anything else normal like that is the telephone greeting embodiment of his goatee.

Most important question is: Why isn't she on RHoNY?

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