this is the worst take

I love Deadspin and I am and will always be Team Deadspin, particularly when it comes to Barstool.

Don’t go hungry, go Hungary!

This article in 3 sentences: “I want to live in NY and have access to its job market and lifestyle; but I don’t want to pay what it costs to live there. Sure, I could go to Pittsburgh and have a much lower cost of living; but I don’t find the lifestyle or job market as attractive. It’s all so unfair.”

This is a fucking phenomenal question, and I will spend the rest of my day working at it. You have to figure the Democrats would blow at least one obvious pick, and the Republicans would pick up some strategically Democratic state simply for economic purposes. I’m making it a snake draft for kicks. And D.C. cannot be…

I said it back in high school, and I’ll say it again: CANCEL SCHOOL FOREVER. IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE THE CHILDREN.

“Maybe if they pulled their pants up, they wouldnt catch so much wind!”

Ok, I’m gonna say it. Shani Davis kinda looks like a sore loser here.