But that means women are getting laid too with minimal effort. Win-win??

Listen, unless you've actually dated a sociopath, you really can't understand how manipulative and emotionally abusive they can be. Your statement is seriously heavy on the victim-blaming.

hello everyone, i am stuck in the greys on gawker main, and need to put this somewhere in the black (sorry burt)

Ran out of time; this was the best I could do with your composite request.

And the rear.

I don't bitch and moan out loud to flight attendants who are just doing their job. I sit down and shut up, or at worst, complain at my husband. Whining at a flight attendant about a delay is like bitching out a bookstore employee because the book you want is out of print.

MICHELADA!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT YOUR MOUTH! NECTAR OF THE GODS!!!!!!!!!!

Rubulad is presenting it?

Nope, but men should want to be feminists.

The notion that 'false rape accusations' ruins lives is laughable when convicted rapists end up making hundreds of thousands being an elected official and get a chance to pass laws treating rape victims even worse.

My brother in law works at a Tyson plant in Hope, Arkansas and I can tell you it's pretty accurate. Sure, this is a cartoon, but the beak cutting, live scalding, cramped cages - all true

No, they really, really, REALLY should.

Has anybody seen the phone commercial where the family is dressed as Star Wars characters and the dad is Jabba with their baby dressed as Leia in a sling? God, I love that one. I hope the actors got to keep the costumes.

Also related: Steubenville's principal got a haircut and the victim's mother was caught jaywalking!

Um, it's not an update if it's not related to the crime. I'm getting increasingly more angry with Gawker for this shit.

"A very dark-skinned kid in the keep of blonde people is part of the natural order, proof, in fact, of benevolence, of the bigheartedness of the adoption process."

Especially the part where the pet thief goes to jail.

Possibly the most tragic (??) part of the blobfish's fame is that it doesn't look nearly so ugly when it hasn't been ripped from it's environment, depressurized and set to rot a little before the photograph: