This is bug-nuts. I know I am in the minority on Jez regarding gun stuff. I am cool with that, that being said the defense doesn't even make sense. Ezekiel Gilbert thought that sex was included in the $150 price. It wasn't. This was not a nighttime theft it was a contract dispute. Even in Texas you don't solve a…

I can see the reasoning behind this, but (and correct me if I'm wrong) aren't a lot of bullies usually subject to violence at home? Isn't this going to bring the wrath of the parents down on their child? Granted, in a non-abusive situation, this might work out well, since parents certainly don't want to have to pay…

You actually just tried to correlate the "decline of the US" and desegregation/equality. Aside from being wholly inaccurate, you're clearly a racist and a misogynist trying to cloak his argument in some sort of (I'm guessing manufactured) "concern" for the welfare of our country. The hope for any reasonable…

The "best days for straight white men" are behind you, you mean. I love how you define decline as allowing other people basic human rights.

Wow, jealous much?

Yes, next time I see a woman walking around with succulents woven into her hair, which happens to be three feet tall, I will take a photo for you. Until then, I will make do with these laaaaame photorealistic renderings that ANYONE can do.

Are we making fun of this? Because I would seriously do this!

Oh yay; we're analyzing Portia Degeneres' looks. Again. And so soon after she's talked openly about her anorexia and her anxiety at such intense public scrutiny about her looks, too.

This is awesome.

Absolutely. But then again, I think I have a soft spot for her because she reminds me of my grandmother and this is EXACTLY the type of thing I'd see her do walking down the street. She's fanciful.

I love this woman. I fully support this.

From her music choice to her kick ass white stretch-pants this lady is the epitome of style. I'm going to be incorporating some Prancercise into my runs henceforth. I do my running in the woods, a perk of my hometown. The only ones' who'll laugh at me are the chipmunks and I'm pretty sure they're doing that…

OK, I love this lady. You do you, Joanne.

I love how from the waist up, she looks like she's headed to a business meeting. But from the waist down? A 1980's mime troop.

Um, yeah, they do care, actually.

"That's true, but she's also walking around outside. Doesn't that invite criticism and body-snarking?"

I must be one of the few that does not think that any job in the public eye does not mean you want people to look and judge. Models sell things, that is their job.

The job of a model is to represent whatever the client is selling, not to open herself to criticism and body snarking.

There are some important differences between the judgments made by professionals in a work context and Internet/Twitter haterade from random strangers.

Sure, but being a model shouldn't automatically mean it's okay for that judgement to come in the form of snide remarks, hateful comments, and attacks on her person and family.