I pepper sprayed a subway masturbator once. I was 19 or 20, it was late and I was going home from work reading a magazine. One other person was in the same car, a man, down at the other end. I felt like he was staring at me but I brushed it off. When I looked up from my magazine he was sitting across from me,…

Don't feel like an asshole, feel like a hottie!

Word. I've started going with "soft" as in "comfortable" when I explain that I do not plan to lose the weight I have put on. I look great naked, and I'm soft and huggable (the only problem is buying all new clothes to fit my soft look is proving kinda pricy).

Sometimes, if I wear a low cut shirt, I have trouble not looking at my own boobs. Looking is OK, staring is not... Boobs are great to look at, and a big soft hug from someone with big boobs is really comforting. Hooray for boobs!

I didn't think it burned. It wasn't even as bad as a tetanus shot (which I also don't think is as bad as everyone says).

Agree.

I live in (gasp!) Flatbush - and I take my white girl hair to Park Slope.

OK, I am first going to acknowledge my privilege in being a white girl with straight hair. No one thinks my hair is a 'specialty' and no one feels the need to classify it beyond 'hair', it's not 'black' hair or 'ethnic' hair it's just 'hair'.

Yo, I am with you! Please tell me if you find the pants of your dreams, because I have had no luck. Tall, "infinity" shaped and about to give up on pants forever.

I'm 26 now, and I doubt my parents will stop the panic til I'm at least 35...

I have never really wanted children until this moment

An old fella who comes to see me at the bar likes to tell me this one:

I can't believe how many people are doubtful about this experience being typical...

Support over here too!

HHAHAHAHA I tried on the 2 cup size bigger bra at victoria's secret and I looked INSANE! I'm a 38 D, I could not stop laughing, I'm sure if I had bought it I would be knocking over everything in my path every time I turned around. Just wanted to share that with someone.

I am 26... I can't even keep my dishes clean and my floor vacuumed regularly let alone care for a child... yikes...

This gif... I want to live inside it...

Word Peter Dinklage is super hot. I saw him at a sushi place once, and if I hadn't been out to dinner with my boyfriend, might have thrown my panties at him... (I'm on the tall side of average if anyone cares)

Why would Paul Ryan use We're not gonna take it? the first line is "We've got the right to choose, And No, We ain't gonna loose it!"

I can't stop saying that now!!