Pete

This is George. He is the love of my life. ;-)

Here’s one of my favorite pictures with my husband and our boos when they was tiny bits of things!

Stephen A. Smith is shaking his head disapprovingly at you and muttering, “You do not want to make an enemy of me.”

A-Rod is always the catcher.

“Uh, dad, you’re not paying enough attention to me!”

Kodi suckling his favorite stuffed animal.

Is that James van der Beek between Ali & Harambe?

I love that show. I work in a hospital and I have a steely composed wall which allows me to work with the saddest of sad story patients. I don't know if I could do pets or kids. So vulnerable. I admire the people who can.

Coger is slang for fuck in Latin America, not Spain. Cogido in this context means gored, caught, grabbed.

Old pics. We put him down after 18 1/2 years last October. I’m not exaggerating that I think about him every day. Some pets are just extra special.

Alternate headline: “Asshole Dies For Doing Asshole Things.”

I bet that Harambe wishes that he went out like a champion now. smh

Buster and Sophie being snuggle bunnies:

I am just recovering from a bruise my cat gave me from bathing my arm. I didn’t realize she was licking so hard and that I would bruise so easily. Scooby is more likely to lick me after I have given her head rubs. I think she is saying thank you.

This was an interview for a school program, not a job, but still funny to me. I had to demonstrate proficiency in a specific language. The interviewer pointed to a photograph hanging on his wall and asked me to describe it. It was a farm scene, and there was a tractor. I could not remember the word for tractor for a…

It wasn’t anything I did really. Went to an interview at a company I was kind of familiar with. I worked with a guy that used to work there and word was he stole the owners wife. So halfway through he notices I worked at such and such and asks me if I know this person. Oh no no no no please nooooo. He proceeds to tell…

Hahhahaha i love that he said the letters as if he was speaking a text message!

I refused to sleep with Roger Ailes and that is the ONLY reason I'm not a news bimbo for Fox.

I was trying to have the “perfect facial expression.” Neutral. Not too happy...wanna stay professional, but not a sourpuss. I was asked by the interviewer, “When are you going to wipe that smirk off your face?”