The scene where Posh comes out and asks if her skirt is too short and they all reply no so she hikes it up more was and still is incredibly empowering to me.

I would say they’re delicious staples of summertime barbecues.

And then you can stroll around the “Washingtonian center” and the new DOWNTOWN area and look sophisticated amid the new home construction.

I met him when he was 16 and I was 18. I am totally astonished that this dude is the same little twerp I met at the state debate championships.

“Real Housewives of Gaithersburg, where the Grove isn’t the only Shady thing goin’ on”

I’m game to star in the Real Housewives of Gaithersburg.

My daughter attended a bachelorette party a few years ago where they took a boat out to the middle of a mountain lake at night, drank whiskey, and went skinny-dipping. She recalls it as one of the best nights of her life. That party was probably exceptional, though.

The one time I did “paint and sip”, the room next to us was a bachelorette party. They had cupcakes, wine, gaudy penis necklaces, tiaras, and the bride-to-be wore a sash.

What the fuck is with all the rules? What is this, Dungeons and Dragons?