I will never understand the sexy schoolgirl thing. It’s like, “Okay guys, feel free to act out your pedophilic fantasies crime-free!”

they send him all the change down in the bottoms of their purses

This. This also applies to you #bluelivesmatter d*cks too. Cops have always mattered.

To be fair, if every moron I’ve ever met suddenly decided to be rabidly, aggressively pro-me, I’d be feeling pretty safe to do and say whatever I want, as well.

Gosh, Luke. If you've been so wronged by Kesha, surely you could just cancel her contract and wash your hands of her. Unless you enjoy prolonging contact with her against her will.

Planet earth deux: Big Blue Ennui. And it is just a bunch of animals having existential crises.

I don’t know. Mine was burned, and totally drowning in mayonnaise. They said they had to do that to make sure it was okay to eat, but...seemed kind of ruined at that point.

Like I’m on your side but if you wanna call her a racist please just do it.

Sandwiches are not soup, even with broth added.

One could argue that broccoli cheese soup is such a thing. It is clearly soup.

Please next do What Makes a Soup a Soup. We’ve been debating this in my office.

If it’s not a girly color, I might mistake it for a men’s tampon!

Yeah or like a joke or riddle. Something to make us laugh as we’re wondering how at 32, we could let another pair of underwear and jeans get stained.

I mean considering the number of men I’ve known who thought tampons were clearly being used as little dildos, I wouldn’t put it past them to suggest the applicator be ribbed.

Also, stop ruining spanking. I’m not into spanking myself, but I’ve only ever seen one example of it done right (below). These GOP pervs are ruining other people’s kink! That’s just kinda awful when you think about it. They police sex enough, must they poison it too?

This legitimately saddens me. I want to give him a hug.

It’s pretty clear. If she thinks he’s a nice guy, but he’s not, she risks being stalked, raped or killed. If she thinks he’s dangerous, but he’s really not, the worst thing that has happened is...nothing, really. He keeps saying he was treated like he’s a rapist, but what did she really do? She gave him some side-eye…

You know, in an article that is literally about a woman being shot dead by a stranger for nothing more than declining his unwanted sexual attentions, complaining about how you don’t like it when someone gives you dirty looks might be a little insensitive.

If treating humans like humans is a good first step, then I would like to not be threatened or sexually harassed when I reject a guy and tell him I’m not interested. Thank you.

This is going to come off extremely aggressive and I genuinely do not mean it to be but you have to understand: Your intentions do not matter in that situation, her terror is a learned an valid response as it was not about who you were or what your intentions actually were, it was about what they could potentially be.