thisisdefinitelynotaburner
ThisIsDefinitelyNotABurner
thisisdefinitelynotaburner

I’m an American, but where can I enlist?

This response is so Canadian it hurts.

kindly don’t be so insufferable as to insult our military. We have a proud history of military service (need I remind you Canadians were fighting in WWI and WWII YEARS before the americans entered). Peace keeping & humanitarian aid is the bulk of our miltary’s work these days. Our history of military service is not

Canada has 300 million paranoid, ignorant, heavily armed rednecks on its southern border. Damn right they need a defense minister.

The fact that the terrorists don’t match our ignorant stereotype proves just how dastardly they are!

Things like this make me so irrationally happy. Good on Trudeau, and keep up the good work in general, Canada. Maybe one day America will wise up.


Canada is in a lot of ways what America is supposed to be.

There needs to be an on-going segment here called, “Meanwhile, In Canada....” that helps us to keep things in perspective.

Meanwhile, in Canada, our new Defense Minister is sworn in;

Uh, this is the second comment like this I’ve seen and I’m sorry for ungreying this probable troll.

What is it like to be shit?

Apart from the abject stupidity of mistaking Sikhs for Muslims, and the abject stupidity of thinking all Muslims are terrorists ... I also don’t understand why the turban has become a symbol for terrorism in America when literally none of the terrorists acts here (or in France, for that matter) were performed by

Some thought the money would go to his head, but he’s still humble enough to be repping his Junior High.

This joke is bad and stupid. Go away forever.

Suck my nuts, Stevie.

I’m just waiting for all the Islamaphobes to show up and troll here. 99.999% of the Muslims in the world are pluralistic, open minded and forward thinking individuals. There’s a gay Imam in Washington DC and Palestinian women are the leaders of modern feminism. It’s a tiny, tiny, tiny number of people who agree with

I think it is very possible they tried to get into the stadium to kill many more people. The increased security due to President Hollande being there probably helped quite a bit. Even though any loss of life is unacceptable here, I doubt these terrorists were trying to only kill about 3 people.

Probably to prevent a panic. Imagine thousands of Parisians getting alerts that their shit is blowing up around them and suddenly you’ve got a crowd crisis. Tens of thousands pushing towards the exit, peopling getting literally crushed to death, trampled upon, families losing children. Were they safer in the stadium?

So, one of your constant, ongoing beefs with MLS is that it’s a league of mediocre talent and over-the-hill stars looking for one last payday (which is true), but as soon as they acquire a truly gifted player in his prime, your answer is... send him back? Jesus, Billy, you’re so far up your own ass with this MLS hate

The “loose skin” was most certainly evident for me when I lost weight. So I just began strength training after completing my weight loss and filled-out most of that skin.