You all know me and know what I drive and so you are going to expect me to go with old land cruiser. But frankly, you should buy a Subaru.

No budgetary limitation and you come up with a Range Rover? You need to dream a little bigger, darling. I give you the Earthroamer XV-HD, $1.5m nicely equipped.

I immediately thought “Range Rover” but he said “reliable” so I gave up on that one...

A used Quigley. End.

Somewhere there’s a homely, sad Aztek in need of Audrey. Please help Audrey find his Aztek.

1958 Ford Country Squire Camper would be ideal.

40K you say ?

They called him “Freak” for a reason. His pitching style wasn’t built to last, a combination of yanking a gangly and circus-friendly body in weird contortions to get the ball over the plate. It couldn’t last forever.

I was expecting to read the name of his new team four paragraphs earlier.

Yes, the puck must be completely past the goal line.

Yep, you must see white of the ice between the puck and the goal line.

Has to be completely over the goal line for it to count.

The human body isn’t designed to throw a baseball near 100 MPH - every pitcher’s body breaks down, it’s just a matter of when and how quickly. Lincecum’s breaking point just happened to come at age 28.

Damn. Was expecting to read that he’s 38 or 39. Dude is only 33.

I will forever love Lincecum for what he did for the Giants but damn...All the stories about him in the last 4 or so years are just so depressing.

Jaccob had been Slavin’ away all game trying to get a goal, and right when he thought it was paying off, Nash came in and Tuuka sure thing away.

“I don’t get it”

you can see Nash’s delicate, savvy save in all its glory.

Like...you guys do understand that other studios are withholding their back catalog deliberately from Netflix, either because other streaming services are paying more for exclusive rights or because they have plans to cut out the middleman and start their own streaming services, right? I mean, you keep using the words…