The vehicle did not survive the ground.

I assume it was abandoned juuuust before it crossed the goal line, right?

Sounds like he dropped an L in his lap and swerved.

I’m pretty sure everyone gets a Cuban sandwich, a little weed, and 2 hollow point bullets directly from the city of Tampa when they move into town... way to make a big deal outta nothing other than civic pride!!!

Eli (Manning) promptly overthrows the cone by 10 yards...

Or smoking a J.

“none of what was in the car was his obviously.”

The most surprising part of this article is the make and model of the vehicle.

Thank God somebody is listening to Cris Carter.

He obviously got distracted while eating a W.

He was just trying to recreate the final scenes from It’s a Wonderful Life.

Keep firing Eli’s!

im pretty sure the green ranger would understand

As an aside, Eli’s sister Gianni married Walter Seed.

How many Eli’s we got on this ship?

A later Giants statement says that the team has activated a road cone from its practice squad to fill the roster spot.

Another high priced and hyped-up Apple product that failed to live up to expectations and make its owners very unhappy and with buyer’s remorse....

You guys, don’t blame Apple for making those ill-advised statements. Clearly his internal processor was slowed down by forces outside his control.

Late entry:

I feel like this and the backlash over the “black men are the white people of black people” article go hand in hand.