fun fact: there have been more Star Wars films released in the last two calendar years (3) than there have been Browns victories (1)

“Listen Jeff, we have very high standards for our head coach. We expect you to show up for every single game for years on end.”

Most Bengals fans probably think Marvin DID leave six or seven years ago.

Why does Marvin always look like he’s trying to remember if he left the stove on?

I think Dean knew what Grindr is but didnt wanna disclose bc hes super discreet, 7inches clean/cut, ddf and cant host.

I think it’s called Hosr

Is there a Canadian dating app called Hoser?

Well, looks another group of Senators are going to have to resign. This is getting out of hand.

Jon Gruden will tell you about all the guys he has seen on Grindr.

“Add this clip to the Golden Tate mixtape Chicago Bears blooper reel:”

Could they win 2 out of 3, though? Yes.

No, they definitely have to win out, and they have to do it against Carolina, Minnesota, and, well, the Lions.

Magary.... come out and play

It’s a pure money dump on both sides:

Be honest, how high were you when you wrote that?

Because weed has absolutely no affect on your judgement *rolls eyes*

driving takes way more than you think it does. being stoned like the brownie guy was and driving is retarded.

Semi related story but I have a friend who does weed related things for dealing with pain. Occasionally we go out and play catch with a ball or Frisbee. on one occasion after he made weed brownies. He was adamant we go toss the Frisbee around after he finished a quarter of what he had baked. It was immediately…