Remember, Aqib Talib is an anagram for “IQ lab bait”

That’s cool and all, but we need a jalopnik takeover of deadspin like the deadspin/jezebel swaps of days of yore. Like, an analysis of when the first usage of “wheels” happened in sports to describe a speedster. Was it Lord “Wheels” Chalmerston? I don’t know! I need you guys to look into it for us.

Oh shit I forgot that was tonight! So TOMORROW is the day everyone will be too hungover to write.

He was asking for it

Waaaait a minute. This guy isn’t even a real coach. He’s just a guy Irsay hired because he says crazy things that blows his mind when he’s on an opioid induced stupor, isn’t he? It all makes too much goddamn sense now.

He’s dead, like all of our souls. Shove a half pound of roast beef into the void where your soul’s corpse rots to keep it company. Eat Arby’s.

Was everyone too hung over at Deadspin today? Seemed like a real slow day. Welcome to these waters Justin, I’ll pretend that I read Jalopnik and totally know who you are.

Makes total sense.

Andrew Luck’s not coming back is he?

What does this have to do with football?

Make them president!

Is “Are you a pedant” precise enough for you?

Now tell us what to do with people who want to be lied to. People who’s devotion to confirmation bias is so deep it borders on delusional.

I’d love to see Tennessee win the SEC West.

You forgot about the third Saturday in October, they play Alabama every single year.

Tennessee should chase Les Miles. The only reason he was fired from LSU is because they couldn’t get past Saban often enough. But nobody can. At Tennessee, he is in the SEC East so they don’t have to worry about Bama until the conference championship game and maybe not even then if it is a year that the Iron Bowl is…

“And Clay Travis is practicing politics

A short list of coaching candidates less appealing than Greg Schiano:

Do you really think the ignorant Tennesseans were wrong on this one?

Talking heads on ESPN are saying that now no one will take this job because Tenn ruined their reputation by backing out of this deal. There’s no way any credible coaching candidate will look at this and think they’re in the same boat as this doucheclown.