<holds envelope to forehead>

I am absolutely convinced that there is a genuine conspiracy against Jerry Jones, because the universe is finally responding to Jones being a complete jackass.

+1 Keyser Soze!!

Hey, I’m all for anything that sends Trump to Jupiter!!!

see, guys, he said he’s “quickly” playing golf with Tiger and Dustin Johnson. So can we can quit with the whole “Trump-plays-so-much-golf” thing now?

Damn, Tiger really needs to stop ruining his brand immediately after Thanksgiving.

it does really make you think...

Wait, you’re telling me an all-pro offensive line can make skill positions look a lot better than they are by opening up holes or giving plays more time to develop? I think I’ll need a few more decades to see if this is true.

+1 book suppository

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How can this be true AND Jerruh is the shadow commissioner? Like there’s someone behind him pulling the strings? That’s stupid

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

i, likewise, demand answers for why the packers haven’t been as good since rodgers got hurt. i’m not saying obama’s behind all this, but i’m also not not saying obama’s behind this.

If this ends with Jerry Jones demanding Trump appoint a separate Special Counsel to investigate the connections between Mike Pereira and the Clinton Foundation, then...nope, still not worth it. But at least entertaining.

Dak was exposed in the 1st Philly game last year, Vikes, and Giants. Focus on the run and make him beat you through the air with his arm. He can’t do it, his accuracy is shit and he has no confidence because of it. The message just got out to other teams this year.

Giants are coming in on 12/10, you’ll get your 42 made up holding calls then.

As an unbiased observer I can say that in a sport where you can call holding on pretty much any play, 33 quarters is pretty significant. Do I care? No. Is it a conspiracy? I doubt it. Do the Cowboys suck? Yes.

Has Dak regressed or was he never really all that great to begin with but it balanced out due to a strong running threat?

How did Idaho not get in the top 10? I-da-ho, get it?