I think the NFL keeping the players in the locker room during the anthem is the most likely outcome. It shows that the NFL is weak-willed and cowardly, pisses off the fans who demand players stand for the anthem, and removes the choice from players who would want to exercise it. In other words, it pisses off everyone…

Will there be a lot of ‘black on black’ crime too?

You hold no animosity?!?!?....Fuck You

$250 a bottle? I don’t care where the sale proceeds go, you can add highway robbery to the list of Lewis’s offenses.

This is underrated.

All of the victims—more than 120—who reported abuse to the Michigan State police and to the attorney general’s office will be allowed to give victim impact statements at that time.

What about the idea of keeping the players in cages right up until kickoff when the gates would be lifted and they would just come storming out frothing at the mouth for football. The only word that would ever come out of their mouths is “Football.” They shouldn’t even be allowed to pose it as a question, “Football?”…

What’s worse is in those locker rooms the players are going to film promotions for the ACLU, while an abortion clinic is set up to terminate white babies. And no Pussy Talk.

Trump’s solution:

So now I’m going to have to go to NFL games myself, take pics and video of fans sitting during the anthem, dox them, and try to get them fired from their jobs? Shit, that’s almost too much work. Don’t do this, NFL.

Who wants to be the one to tell this asshole the NFL only began having its players and coaches on the sideline for the anthem in 2009 . . .

Until today I had not realized that Nasser and his attorneys argued that what he did constituted legitimate treatment. I mean, come on. You don’t have to put forth any drivel your client claims.

And then Sharpe lit up a Black and Mild, because Twitter loves that shit.

If he wasn’t before, this fuckface will be an expert in the parallel bars.

I can’t deny, I’ve been guilty of Whisky Business.

Ray once watched part of a Sex and the City episode. That’ll have to do.

The lapels on that suit look like they belong to a super-villian, not a run-of-the-mill murderer.

When reached for comment, Shannon Sharpe said “Why the fuck are you asking me about this?”

It’s just like Ray to try and make a suit disappear.

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