Jesus, look at Jerry’s face.

It’s because they are always paying tens-of-thousands of dollars to have that stretched all over their skulls.

Fucking hell rich people have thin skin.

Old men with too much money and ego are a critical part of the lawyer economy. Go forth and bill the shit out of this file, counselors!

Took that brutal injury and still wrote the article about it. You are a true company man. Da real MVP.

They did. They were down 10 in the 4th and won on a FG in OT. That was the game that Saints WR Robert Meacham stripped an interception and ran it for a touchdown.

Early scouting reports say Joanna Rothkopf has a high motor. Bobby Finger is a high risk/low reward situation. Jason Torchinsky has a bit of a GLORY BOY reputation. Potential locker room distraction there

Damn brave of you to submit a blog post on your way to the hospital.

When’s the trade deadline? Does Deadspin have time to work something out with Jalopnik or Jezebel, or are they gonna have to promote someone from the practice squad (aka the student newspaper at Lower North Middle School of Upper East Southton, West Virginia)?

I feel like they did this to DC in their Superbowl year too.

That’s extremely doable if you have a great defense — just ask the 2000 Ravens and 2002 Bucs.

Hopefully Marchman appreciates your even-handed coverage of your own gruesome injury. Get well soon, Chris.

with some tremendous concentration on a wacky catch by Alvin Kamara (who would then run in the two-point conversation)

If Brady is the best in the league, Drew is a close #2. He never gets the credit he deserves.

It ain’t no 28-3.

NFL season cancelled by Jerry Jones prior to the Super Bowl

Never doubt a sudden roof collapse

I’m excited to see what stupid way the Vikes will manage to blow it. Missed gimme field goal? Turnover at the goalline? Roof of the stadium collapses?

Even if it was the defense that primarily won this game by locking down Gurley and managing to rush Goff, I’m still astonished how effective Keenum is on the field. He’s not great by any means, but he is pretty good, especially with this offense.

Hundley showed real solidarity today and won Kaepernick his lawsuit.