These fuckers have so much money, yet are still trying because they figured out how to game the system.

Whenever people talk about tax simplification, I always point this out to them. 99% of people have no idea how difficult it is to define a term as seemingly simple as “income”

These fuckers have so much money, yet are still trying to game the system.

It’s schemes like the captive insurance company that make me laugh every time I hear a politician say our tax code is too complicated, usually blaming deductions and credits in the process. Our tax code is huge because of all the rules we’ve written to define what is and is not income, when it’s taxed, and when it’s…

You’re ideas are not welcomed here. Get your ass over to Lifehacker, man

If I was a Deadspin editor, I’d just have the next dozen or so updates sitting in a queue waiting to hit “publish.” Doing tasks like that in batches is a great way to be more efficient and give yourself more time to surf websites like Deadspin.

im just really glad he’s not doing anything to distract his team like doing a kneel during a song

This guy keeps going back and forth like Louis CK in a hotel room.

Well, if you must ask a random internet stranger for a fantasy lineup advice; I don’t give a shit.

It’s funny, I’ve cautioned a few times about not getting too excited about some down ballot local and state elections going to the Dems in states that are either mostly Dem or some shade of purple, and people act like I wanna suck Trump off because I’m saying, “Hey, don’t assume that in a YEAR from now, the Democrats…

Went scouring the grays to make sure I wasn’t repeating someone else; fuck Adam Schefter so fucking hard for that phrasing.

I love the simpering, pro-management way in which Schefter delivered the news, but he has always seemed to be an unctuous company man.

Looking forward to the It’s Your Fault You Got Hurt banner that’ll unfurl for next year’s home opener.

Really gonna be awkward, post-surgery, when Davis’ pain-killers are nowhere to be found.

To put it more compactly: if you change Obamacare’s name to Trumpcare but leave the rest of the program exactly the same, Trump’s poorly informed, cult of personality supporters will immediately reverse course and declare it the best thing ever.

President Obama’s “health care for all” law was officially called the “Affordable Care Act” but has been nicknamed Obamacare in honor of its champion.

“But the court is bro, and that’s my world!”

Really? Because it looks like the Celtics struggled to beat a bad team. If Ball can shoot 40%, the Lakers probably win.

Becky and Chad woke up one morning with slightly higher insurance premiums and college debt and decided WE NEED TO FIX THIS SHIT RIGHT.

Wow man, really helping your cause. I guess I will continue to be a “worthless white person”. With shit like this racism will exist forever and I no longer care.